Dead Horse Interchange

It's very weird. Usually they can't shut up about how trans they are.

Silmarillion and The Unfinished Tales have some banger stories, like the one about that bloke who ruins his marriage because of his obsession with sailing (a true testament to "Bros before Hoes"). Or that tale about the dragonslayer who loses his mind when he finds out the amnesiac chick he's been b...

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 02, 2024 1:50 am

Some people can't handle going from a kissless virgin to getting ANY action. They go completely mental and act like Bender when he became human

The best cautionary tale of just staying an incel.

It is a vital ingredient in any chicken recipe.

Welcome to MUGEN, everyone.
Still doesn't have Hatsune Miku in the roster, though. Maybe next update.

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 01, 2024 10:31 pm

This is the dude who roofies your girl at the bar.

And when she wakes up - chained up in his basement, of course - he gives her this exact look.

"Oh myyy~. Looka the tiiime. It's Rape O'Clock!"

Everyone wants to be Guardians of the Galaxy.
Or Suicide Squad, which also wants to be Guardians of the Galaxy.

pibbs wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 01, 2024 11:19 pm

How is this cat not dead long before this?

She won't let it get off the hook that easily.
I bet she never opens her windows because the cat keeps trying to jump out into freedom.

Just make it meth-themed instead.

It was really the worst kind of movie: Not good enough to become a cult classic, but also not insultingly terrible enough to life in on infamy. Meanwhile Damodar's luscious blue lips still shine bright. Also the title Honor Among Thieves is aggressively generic. That's like the backup title for a he...