Spoony... nothing else to say really

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Rapeculture » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:54 pm

Great, another loud nigger in the movie theater to worry about.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:59 pm

It could become a shut-in like its "father".

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:38 am

Imagine the living hell having the Spoonyone as a father.

Thankfully, both the sperm and eggs of Spoony and April have surpassed the autism threshold in age
so any likely attempt to create spawn would only result in a potato. The earth has been spared, for now.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by pibbs » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:45 am

The way he looks suggests a steady diet of alcohol and processed foods. Plus he doesnt exercise and hasnt seen the sun in years.
The man is most likely sterile.
Even if he did sneak a puck past the goalie April would abort his spawn faster than he rage quits a game set above easy.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:23 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:26 pm
Charlar wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:19 pm
Wouldn't work, the kid would not look at all like Spoony, even his paypigs would notice that if they didn't already turn on her for getting with someone that isn't Spoony
They will make-believe it so that it has at least Noah's eyes.
There are idiots out there that still believe those three children Michael Jackson abducted adopted "sired" are actually his.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by pibbs » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:37 am

Hes going on and on about baseball now. When has he ever shown any interest in sports? I thought he was the kind of shithead who would ironically use the term "sportsball" to demean alphas.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Charlar » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:43 am

pibbs wrote:
Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:37 am
Hes going on and on about baseball now. When has he ever shown any interest in sports? I thought he was the kind of shithead who would ironically use the term "sportsball" to demean alphas.
He's trying to get new emirs and jacksons?
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by drisko » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:39 am

He's mentioned baseball terms before, but i suspect it's most likely Miles or his dad watched sports and sometimes when Noah left the room he caught a few glimpses.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:33 pm

A boring wretch of a man watches a boring wretch of a sport. Color me surprised.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Throne of Dysentery » Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:39 pm

I imagine the only way any seed could find purchase in April these days is from any guy but Splooner. Maybe Brad from Meh Kumquat Eh wants to knock up a girl who smells like hot clam juice; he looks like he'd be into that.
I forgot what I was talking about, but I'm sure it was interesting.

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