Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Guest]

The only dick she wants is Vic's and as with all scolded hat's, she will never forgive him for politely declining.

No one can, or would, decline the Goddess. Small dick Vic begged her for sex and she destroyed the unworthy mortal with a single tweet.

'Tis the story of Artemis and Actaeon, in the 21st century. You stupid Bavarian nigger.

Look, Kaylyn. Just make an account, all right?

[GitGud]

I was awayfor some time....has the Trucker Maid still thouse sweet buckteeth foreskin cutters?
Sometimes i think about when i am in my bed....oiled up and ready....how it must feel to tuck the folded up foreskin of your flacid dick between her horse theeth...and then spank your balls till you get an erection. Pushing the tip hard against her teeth...cutting the bloodflow to your skin. The pain grows like your erection till the pressure of your own bllod ripps of the useless jew jerky on your dick....
And Boom....i am rock solid and good to go

[Kugelfisch]

Uh...yes?

[Guest]

I was awayfor some time....has the Trucker Maid still thouse sweet buckteeth foreskin cutters?
Sometimes i think about when i am in my bed....oiled up and ready....how it must feel to tuck the folded up foreskin of your flacid dick between her horse theeth...and then spank your balls till you get an erection. Pushing the tip hard against her teeth...cutting the bloodflow to your skin. The pain grows like your erection till the pressure of your own bllod ripps of the useless jew jerky on your dick....
And Boom....i am rock solid and good to go

Imagine then sticking the bleeding stump of your cock up Marzgurl's ass but then she sharts so hard that her fecal matter enters your bloodstream and travels to your heart which explodes in a gory mess of blood and shit.

[CuckTurdginson]

I'm going to have to read this shit, aren't I?

Yes

[Guest]

Really not liking the fake humility that comes from Marzgunt and Benito calling their shitty word screeds "dumb."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I hope there will be a strawman version of us as the main villain :3

[Nobue]

I wish I'd been here long enough to be the antagonist Knobby Nee

[Guest]

I hope there will be a strawman version of us as the main villain :3

Yeah, I look forward to her completely unsubtle Living Cattle Exchange

[MegaNigger]

I was awayfor some time....has the Trucker Maid still thouse sweet buckteeth foreskin cutters?
Sometimes i think about when i am in my bed....oiled up and ready....how it must feel to tuck the folded up foreskin of your flacid dick between her horse theeth...and then spank your balls till you get an erection. Pushing the tip hard against her teeth...cutting the bloodflow to your skin. The pain grows like your erection till the pressure of your own bllod ripps of the useless jew jerky on your dick....
And Boom....i am rock solid and good to go

Your title is earned every time you grace us with these master pieces. Amazing work. Kugels hot pockets are in your mailbox.