The Angry Video Game Cuck

[ebin namefag]

A number of IN's want to be chewed up in the old media system to be "legit", like Lindy Ellig wanting to work in Pedowood and getting an actual publisher to shit out her book. It's their boomerism, they don't recognize their own achievement outisde of the studio system.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Sometimes that works out (I can't stand the nigga, but that's what happened with Donald Glover). It's extremely rare that it does, though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A number of IN's want to be chewed up in the old media system to be "legit", like Lindy Ellig wanting to work in Pedowood and getting an actual publisher to shit out her book. It's their boomerism, they don't recognize their own achievement outisde of the studio system.

They're just idiots going through the ritual motions that shall transmutate them into "real" stars.

[Complicity]

Not going to click on that unless those two openly acknowledge how much of a cunt Bimmy Dorke truly is.
There are enough cucks kissing his ass as it is.

This movie was a disaster that broke his spirit and caused him to become the no time muh kids guy we know today

Is this seriously the conclusion they came up with?
The passages posted here prove that he was always a lazy retard.
The only glimmer of motivation and competence he ever showed in his entire life was used to make the first avgn episodes, and even back then he made a "making of" episode with the explicit purpose of presenting his one and only job as a titanic effort.
But let's pretend that it's the movie's fault, like he wasn't the incompetent clown who filmed it in LA because Hollywoke is in LA.
At the end of the day, this is the only good review of that piece of shit on Youtube:



Even the part about pocketing the money is very likely true, at least according to the guys on Truth who claim relatives of April The Nasty Fetus Slut as the source.

[BenComicGraphics]

You aren't going to talk about James saying he rode the short bus to school and literally sperged out in class?

[Some Sick Fuck]

Listening to Red Cow Arcade making fun of Bimmy was enjoyable, mainly because those two don't sperg out too much, are clearly knowledgeable about the technology (as they say plenty of times, one of them works in the industry, the other one is indipendent filmmaker if I'm not wrong, he just didn't get stuck in 1998), and they don't mind making fun of the "sacred cow" - have you see but one high profile jewtuber ever making fun of Bimster? They are all somehow afraid of him or something (probably think they would get cancelled for bullying a retard), so it's up to the smaller channels to do the job - and you could do worse, there are some legitimate autists out there who make videos about Rolfe that are just as unwatchable as what he's been doing in past 10 years or so.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

have you see but one high profile jewtuber ever making fun of Bimster? They are all somehow afraid of him or something (probably think they would get cancelled for bullying a retard)

I think it's like with many INs who made videos about Spoony: they were - or sometimes still are - legit fans and can't bring themselves to be too mean to the senpai that has helped them through Darque Tymes (tm).

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's much easier to make a video about somebody who went crazy, or had drama going on, because their public perception will be much less than "a beloved icon who inspired generations" (yeah, such things have been said about Bimmy). If there is one thing Retard Rolfe did right, it was avoiding any drama - but turns out, it's just an accidental thing, because he is basically too retarded to even engage in any drama - he still sort of lives in a mental state where something like social media doesn't exist, his mindset is still the internet in 2005.

[Kugelfisch]

He's very oblivious to most things but especially the Internet. Very odd for a person who's career is entirely based on it in a little niche of it.

I bet he has one of those elderly people phones with the big buttons.

[BenComicGraphics]

I'm listening to the audio book because it was free on audible.

James's voice is horrible in the audio book, he sounds low-key bored. There are some weird audio cuts where he obviously re-recorded sections of sentances and inserted them in. He wrote this autobiography when he was in college, before he did anything notable, so that explains a lot of the detail he gave.

James revealed he rode the short bus in school from elementary school to the last two years of highschool. His remedial school had some legit mental cases in it, and by the time James was 15 he wanted to go to big boy school because he didn't have a girlfriend.

He sperged out and rhee'd and broke a window in his last day of class because the bus driver told him he should've been informed when James didn't ride the bus that day(it was a legit short bus, and the bus driver had to account for everyone on the bus, and wrangle when needed. When one didn't show up, the driver had to look for 'Jimmy' and delayed everyone).

The Principal let him off with a warning. James said he was picked on more for his weird Jersey porn stache at 15 than riding the short bus. He also said when he got a date at a dance(she asked him out), his mom went all out and got him a tux and limo.

James also had that type of 'tism where he has an issues with recognizing faces. He said he did eventually shave and then freaked out when he couldn't recognize his face in the mirror.

I'm only 1 hour in out of 8.