Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

About to start watching filmbrain, just need to sample his wavelength, should I begin just watching the entire bad movie beatdown series and go from there? Should I stick to his tgwtg contributions or is his modern stuff worth watching?

You need to know where he came from to understand where he is now.

[Oengae]

>you're either colbert or corden
Both are gay child molesters. How are they different from each other?

None of them are funny and guessing they're all insufferable to be around irl. Only difference is Colbert and Corden sucked industry cock so the mainstream media would force them on us until people accepted they were entertaining. Maybe if FilmBald wants to become famous he should suck a couple dicks and get on the panel shows like what all British nobody entertainers do.

[Some Sick Fuck]

About to start watching filmbrain

Sticking a broom up your dirty ass wasn't painful enough?

Maybe if FilmBald wants to become famous he should suck a couple dicks and get on the panel shows like what all British nobody entertainers do.

I think you can suck cocks to your heart's desire, but to get something out of it, you would have to even exist in the industry to begin with. Baldy exists in his basement and in front of a tiny twitter crowd of perverts and loonies. He wouldn't gain anything, because he wouldn't know where to begin. You would have higher chance with a little boy, since every "arts" industry has tons of pedos. And Buck already looks like a sex offender, who would want him?

Not to mention, he's legitimately scared of any sexual contact, the ultimate virgin. He may look like a pedo, but the children would probably end up bullying him.

[Kugelfisch]

I doubt they would even let him visit the BBC studios on an open door day.
Not that he'd want to. The name makes it hard for him to suppress his sexual urges that he's so deathly afraid of.

[RedLine]

Not to mention, he's legitimately scared of any sexual contact, the ultimate virgin. He may look like a pedo, but the children would probably end up bullying him.

Put a (willing) naked woman in front of him and Miles and see who cries first.

[Moe Bitches]

When has his self-confidence ever been above zero?

>you're either colbert or corden
Both are gay child molesters. How are they different from each other? I'd fucking kill myself and anyone related to me if I was either of them.

[JL Unlimited]

Harvey Birdman: Attorney General was pathetic.

[Moe Bitches]

Bleh, I had that fresh from my brain. It's no Birdgirl, but still trash.

[Kugelfisch]

The only good animation show that ever hit AS is Smiling Friends.

[Ghost Dog]

Just do the film synopsis without using film footage. It's not that hard to do reviews without using movie footage if you want to get ad revenue from your videos. Film Critics were able to review movies for decades in newspapers and magazines so if they were to able to review movies just fine without using footage, you can too.