It just stunk that bad. Lady Bowlers was real hack stuff.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:50 pmI tested my stance that he always goes with the general right wing take, and was impressed that his review of Lady Ballers was middling.
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Yes, but do you want some idiot with shit taste to tell you? You'd get more out of watching the goyslop yourself and longposting here about it.
I can't trust Mauler or Critical Pissdrunk because I can just bet they like plenty of current year movies.
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One of his favorite movies is Normie of the Rings. Another one is Spoony's Big Trouble in Little China. I've noticed a trend in these "online reviewer" types, where they seem to watch and love a lot of the unsubtle, "big spectacle" movies. Whereas with a dude like Kermode, you might actually get a recommendation from him that shows just how many films he has watched and that he's developed his own tastes outside of the narrow band of films that everyone has seen.
I'm not suggesting that Drunkard should lie about his favorite films, but when every single online movie reviewer was heavily affected by, say, John Carpenter or Peter Jackson, it suggest to me they're all about the same age and they don't have an especially wide pool of movies to draw from. How many foreign films has Drunker even seen? He does realize that "foreign" films are a category so wide they cover every movie not made in English, right? If you've only seen English movies then you've only seen movies made by American and British production studios. Awfully limiting.
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Quick search of plebbit suggests drinker is indeed a normalfag with shit taste who can't name any nip movies. The only chinese movie he knows is Crouching Tiger and the only Gorean one he names is Oldboy.
ESL plebbiteur sums it up perfectly:
I would love if all these so called reviews to watch anything outside of their Hollywood bubble. I really do. It clear none of them ever did. That is why all they can do is judging big Hollywood block buster and nothing else. That all they consume.
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Of course they are all laser-focused on Hollywood slop, both the left and right. Wouldn't have to complain over not having enough black movies if they'd ever seen Wakaliwood productions.
If you're an IN, you've better watched MST3K*
If you're a movie reviewer, you've better watched all of John Carpenter's classics.
*) Unless you're a next-gen IN like ERod, in whivh vase it is fine to be heavily affected by previous INs, who have in turn been heavily affected by MST3K.
It's part of the job entry requirements.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:25 pmI'm not suggesting that Drunkard should lie about his favorite films, but when every single online movie reviewer was heavily affected by, say, John Carpenter or Peter Jackson, it suggest to me they're all about the same age and they don't have an especially wide pool of movies to draw from.
If you're an IN, you've better watched MST3K*
If you're a movie reviewer, you've better watched all of John Carpenter's classics.
*) Unless you're a next-gen IN like ERod, in whivh vase it is fine to be heavily affected by previous INs, who have in turn been heavily affected by MST3K.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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where's the internet reviewer whose favourite film is Phantasm or The Black Hole?
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Or the films of Rudy Ray MooreVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:36 pmOf course they are all laser-focused on Hollywood slop, both the left and right. Wouldn't have to complain over not having enough black movies if they'd ever seen Wakaliwood productions.
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They have to chase an audience and a wide audience of mouthbreathers can't relate to any criticism that doesn't reference other Hollyweyrd goyslop.
It's the same as gayman INs comparing everything to Dork Souls.
It's the same as gayman INs comparing everything to Dork Souls.
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Ah. So, faking interest in a hobby for attention and money. An IN by any other name is still Angry Joe.
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This nigger aint namedropping Kobayashi - he's just butthurt his books haven't been optioned yet.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:12 amSorry DHI but I cant have this shitpost finished by Friday. I've been farting nonstop for days. Its impossible to sit by the computer in this state.
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