Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

I still think Rey is a badass. I'm honestly more emotionally invested in her than I ever was in Leia. If she was a 100% Mary Sue, she'd be a cocky bitch(actually closer to Leia in the original movie), but she isn't.

Are you for real, nigger?

[Vaporwear]

I liked the movie, I'm looking forward to Episode 8.

[Chippah]

I liked the movie, I'm looking forward to Episode 8.

No you didn't. No you're not.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I dunno. Remember when she totally rebuffed Token Black Guy and did the whole, "I don't need help, I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!" act, making Token look like a fool?

The weirdest part about this scene was that both acted like they're 10 at the most.

[Vaporwear]

I liked the movie, I'm looking forward to Episode 8.

No you didn't. No you're not.

I thought it was a perfectly acceptable film with some memorable musical scores and likeable characters.

OMG.

[MegaNigger]

I dunno. Remember when she totally rebuffed Token Black Guy and did the whole, "I don't need help, I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!" act, making Token look like a fool?

The weirdest part about this scene was that both acted like they're 10 at the most.

The weirdest thing about that movie was the main heroes.

I mean, they made sure all the bad guys are white nazis, so THAT I can understand for their libtard shite.

But when Rey and Fynn are having those back and forths, I'm like "OK who is oppressing who here? She's a woman, but has white power, and he's black but has male privilege... soooo.... NOW FYNN AND POE ARE THE FIRST GAY COUPLE GUYS!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Turns out this ridiculous Ultra Mega Death Star was powered by the paradox energy created when their two privileges clashed.

Also I'd rather have watched the side-story of Poe surviving the Tie-Fighter crash and walking around the desert for a day or two.

Fake Edit: Also Han and Chewie had the first gay bromance of the franchise. Don't try to deny it.

[Rushy]

Episode 7 was great. The new characters are all decent. Han Solo had a badass death scene. Kylo Ren is a good villain.

Come get me.

[Chippah]

It was a film made by someone who was not a Star Wars fan. That's it's biggest issue. Abrams raped the force just about as much as Lucas did with medichlorians.

[Rushy]

It was a film made by someone who was not a Star Wars fan. That's it's biggest issue. Abrams raped the force just about as much as Lucas did with medichlorians.

Wasn't loving Star Wars the whole reason why Star Trek fans hated Abrams?