The "Avatar" and his Orc tying the knot.... eeeewwwwwwwdrisko wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:01 pmWell kids require work, which she doesn't want. The ring is another thing, those two would definitely have a fantasy style wedding and she'd dress up like an elf with a fancy dress, plus they could do a gofundme to pay for the thing. You'd think they'd jump at the opportunity to dress up like idiots and pretend to be heroes in front of everyone.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
As if Spoony would go and have a wedding. Going outside, interacting with people, try to invite family...he won't do any of those things.
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You just know that tree branch that Noah expected his insurance company to haul off is still there.
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It will still be there for the new house owner to clean up.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:06 amYou just know that tree branch that Noah expected his insurance company to haul off is still there.
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He might do it in a vain attempt to lock down that pussy. Though im betting he'll have to agree to an open marriage so April can bang Brad from MKE and Iron Bull cosplayers. And nigga dick.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:23 pmAs if Spoony would go and have a wedding. Going outside, interacting with people, try to invite family...he won't do any of those things.
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Spoony can't afford a ring. But maybe he can find one in a Cracker Jack box.
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That would just make it harder to seek refugee at Brad from MKE when shit hits the fan. She also doesn't strike me as mentally mature enough to think about marrying or kids.Pumpkin Man wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:47 pmOrcril has always been a more interesting topic than Spoony. Just wondering how someone could survive 5 years living side by side with Spoony is a science marvel in itself... she really must not have any where to go... and unlike most women she's getting old as fuck and isn't looking for kids or a ring? How is that possible?
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Mid 30s and wants to be an elf. That women better not get any kids. She's got her malformed nightmare dolls from the aether as a replacement anyway.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
There's always the chance she could marry some super normie guy (men have low standards) and have kids. She could gradually become a normie again. It's too late for Spoony, but women can always start over because there's always some fucking guy out there who just wants a woman and doesn't care if he's 100% supporting her.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Well, most e-celebs have too much ego to have children. Seriously, how many Internet Nobodies on here actually have kids? Even the married ones/ones with girlfriends?Pumpkin Man wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:47 pmunlike most women she's getting old as fuck and isn't looking for kids or a ring? How is that possible?
As for the ring (there's an orc joke in here somewhere) maybe Spoony's got her convinced that they're already 'sort of' married and therefore don't need to make it official?
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