Dead Horse Interchange

Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:32 pm

6/10 troll, solid effort but she's gone in too hard on the execution

I'm impressed that the troll manged to NOT sneak in a mention of gout to be honest.

Yes, Phil, people who are charismatic and funny usually have zero friends in real life and need to go online to find relationships.

What do we scrubs know, anyways? He's totally the life of any party.

He certainly got his mileage out of this fabricated drama. So at least this year will end on a high-ish note for him.

Kek. The nigga is too stupid to even get his stupid troll theories right. Nobody thinks Phil dated the escort. Some people thought Phil HIRED the escort then lied about having a girlfriend. Now nobody even thinks that.

I don't think the hired escort shit happened at all, but that is infinitely more credible than any right-minded woman finding Phil remotely funny or attractive. Sure, the snorting, fat, publicly masturbating beggar who makes dick, fart and ching chong asian jokes for children on stream is a charismatic stallion.

You know what? He's not the absolute worst at playing one game, video games "journalists" didn't even finish Cuphead while i think even DSP managed that

Charlar wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:39 pm

You know what? He's not the absolute worst at playing one game, video games "journalists" didn't even finish Cuphead while i think even DSP managed that

Only because he had stream chat. Without it Phil wouldn't manage to beat anything.

Fuck he just won his second game ever of PUBG and is now treating it as this huge accomplishment he got over bigger youtubers even though he ran and hid the entire time and won with ZERO kills

He did what Phil's done in every situation in his entire life. He just hid, talked shit where nobody could get him, provided nothing of value to anyone and somehow, through nothing but dumb luck, survived. Then proceeded to gloat like a shithead.

EDIT: In case anyone was tempted to believe Phil might be good at the game

At least I got a good laugh out of "blacks only month". As if a whore for rent was some super market chain offering specials and shit.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:31 pm

mad bum wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:14 am

Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:21 am

At least I got a good laugh out of "blacks only month". As if a whore for rent was some super market chain offering specials and shit.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:31 pm

mad bum wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:14 am

Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide.

specially because most prostitutes, even trashy ones have a "no niggers" rule