DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think Leanna leaving fucked with his head.

In other words he's becoming more like Spoony. Atlus is his Trump.

[Kugelfisch]

Eventually, everyone becomes Spoony.

[Keith Chegwin]

What are his chances of finding a young, slim girlfriend that will deal with his shit?

What kind of mental capacity are we talking?

[Kugelfisch]

What are his chances of finding a young, slim girlfriend that will deal with his shit?

What kind of mental capacity are we talking?

Any slightly above retarded. Bitch needs to be able to "cook".

[Keith Chegwin]

Any slightly above retarded. Bitch needs to be able to "cook".

By "cook" I'm going to assume you mean something other than meth.

[Kugelfisch]

Any slightly above retarded. Bitch needs to be able to "cook".

By "cook" I'm going to assume you mean something other than meth.

Putting a pizza in the oven or lazy bitch shit like pouring a handful of things into a baking dish, heat that up and call it a "quick and easy meal". Stuff like that. Barely edible crap.
Not because Phil couldn't do that. But because he manages that just barely without setting the house on fire or poisoning himself.

[Keith Chegwin]

So, an attractive, non legally retarded girl who can put shit in the oven/microwave and not have it burn?

I'd say he could manage it for a short time if he managed to convince her that he was still rich. Of course, it would take a little bit of effort so it seems unlikely.

[Kugelfisch]

So, an attractive, non legally retarded girl who can put shit in the oven/microwave and not have it burn?

I'd say he could manage it for a short time if he managed to convince her that he was still rich. Of course, it would take a little bit of effort so it seems unlikely.

The beamer is gone and he can't say who he is because the first google search would lead to them seeing him fapping on stream. He's also older now and can't do anything but complain about everything and everyone. He's like some grumpy, racist, sexist old fuck sitting on his porch rambling to himself. So basically what I aspire to become but instead at the age of 30 something.

[Guest]

Eventually, everyone becomes Spoony.

Only most of our bodies day the same day.

[Keith Chegwin]

he can't say who he is because the first google search would lead to them seeing him fapping on stream.

Simple workarounds for that:
A) He'd have to never tell her his full name
B) When she asks what he does, i.e how it is that he came to be 'rich', he gives her an official sounding job title that doesn't sound like 'YouTuber' or mention the word 'YouTube' i.e Media consultant/analyst.