Dead Horse Interchange

Carn wrote: She did a follow up video unbuttoning her shirt, jiggling her baps around and touching them. She knows exactly what she's doing, and undoubtedly tards will throw money at her.

I was watching a few of some guy's videos a couple weeks ago, and when I went to his channel I saw that he was subbed to that whore. After that I couldn't have any respect for the guy and stopped watching his shit.

That's a bit like hanging out at a colleague's place for a beer and accidentally finding his box of dildos while he's taking a piss.

More like finding his twitter account and noticing he's subbed to financial domination accounts. At least when you pay for a dildo, you're fucking yourself over because you enjoy it. Also, you get something for your money, which is more than you can say for these Z-list camwhores.

Kugelfisch wrote: Sitting in your garden under a marquee during a thunderstorm, being high, cold beer and some chicken wings from the BBQ you just grilled is the greatest thing in life. Shit healed my depression for good. Not even joking.

As fantastic as that sounds, it sounds like a "The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair" response.

ASMR, much like with mental illnesses and others, has been corrupted to shit by internet attention whores.

The actual physical sensation of getting your ears cleaned by someone for instance, is what ASMR is. Not some bitch whispering about cleaning your ears on video. It is nothing but people wanting to experience a second hand sensation by watching this stuff, and it wouldn't be so bad if youtube wasn't clogged with seemingly thousands of these blatantly forced artificial videos.

It's a big fad like unboxing videos and trailer reactions. People do it to pay those billth. The pseudoscience aspect appeals to women, and the "fake porn/girlfriend roleplay" shit appeals to lonely men.

thnikkaman wrote:

Kugelfisch wrote: Sitting in your garden under a marquee during a thunderstorm, being high, cold beer and some chicken wings from the BBQ you just grilled is the greatest thing in life. Shit healed my depression for good. Not even joking.

As fantastic as that sounds, it sounds like a "The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair" response.

It sounds cheesy, yeah. It's just really hard to enjoy stuff with a stress-induced depression. Which is why I don't believe Spoony has actual depression. It's really hard to give a fuck about stuff and watching shitty wrestling shows, which is already boring enough normally, isn't something I see somebody with depression doing. Especially not since he drinks which would make one even more depressed. He's also way too angry all the fucking time.
You're mostly just indifferent to everything, which sucks shit.

Spoony is just a bipolar pile of garbage that knows he's a complete loser and a cunt on top. That's all there's to it.

The best (after CherryCockCrush) is probably Ellebelle because she looks like pornwhore Samantha Rhone. She does some weird roleplay stuff, totally e-begs for patreon money, and did a video where she brought her Chad Thundercock boyfriend on and made fun of her "fans".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbwnJUsni2o

The fucking smacking drives me nuts in seconds. How can anyone enjoy that? I already get pissed off when some motherfucker can't keep his mouth shut while eating, why would I want the even worse experience of having that shit right in my ear? There's a damn good reason why these filter things you put in front of microphones exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k3766HYV6I

"Reiki"

Well, if we ever needed to know if ASMR was bullshit, now we do. Scammers move together and they prey on the same audiences. Like attracts like and scams attract other scammers.