Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Keith Chegwin]

Doesn't mean she's spread her legs before.

A cock for every cunt, and all that

[drisko]

I don't think she is catholic, She said that she identifies as a christian, which I presume is a code word for "I am on friendly terms with my parents". Aren't there more protestants than catholics in burgerland anyway?

Yep, and if you tell a klansman you're Catholic, you're gonna get hanged right next to the blacks.

Wait, i forgot why the Klan hates Catholics this badly
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Because Henry needed to get rid of Catholicism in order to justify his new religion, so he told everyone to beat the Irish for not converting because that meant they didn't believe in god. Apparently a lot of Southern Americans consider Catholics and Atheists to basically be the same thing.

[sigh]

Don't know about the south, but I remember this piece from Canada.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Monk

[RAPEMAN]

Don't know about the south, but I remember this piece from Cucknadia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Monk

Thanks to her whistle blowing priests were left with nothing else to fuck but children.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Because Henry needed to get rid of Catholicism in order to justify his new religion, so he told everyone to beat the Irish for not converting because that meant they didn't believe in god. Apparently a lot of Southern Americans consider Catholics and Atheists to basically be the same thing.

That's not really surprising for me. AFAIK, any Christian sect from Murrica claims that the Pope is at least the Anti-Christ. They have a real hate-boner for catholics.

[RAPEMAN]

The country was founded by WASPs. Also Evangelicals are the feel good hippies of Christianity.

[Pope Corky III]

I don't think she is catholic, She said that she identifies as a christian,

Same difference. It's like differentiating between Muslims, IMO

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They certainly take it serious when they're looking for people to decapitate.

"Identifies as a Christian"... has someone memed "transreligious" into existence yet? Cause I feel like I identify as religiousfluid.

[Kugelfisch]

That's something that needs to be memed. I want more crazy black jews, claiming they have been trans-jew their entire life since they always loved money.

Aren't there more protestants than catholics in burgerland anyway?

Split into hundreds of churches. If we're talking about one single church then the kiddie diddler posse of the pope is, by far, the largest faith in burgerica. All the potatoniggers and spics are catholic.

[Le Redditeur]

Christianity, all of it, is just Judaism II - Electric Bogaloo.