Dead Horse Interchange

He wishes he was Chris Cuckmann/Jeremy Jahns. He longs to be a paid shill.

He's pretty much Cuckmann's boss, guys. Why no do his shit AND profit off of Cuckmann's shit at the same time?

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:28 pm

Man, Wonder Woman, what a movie! I remember it as if it was yesterday.

I've just seen it the other day, and I can barely walk due to my massive nostalgia boner!

As if he didn't this crap before , last year he did Ghostbusters, Batman v Superman, TMNT: Out of the shaddows and Rouge one. The name is just for recognizability at this point.

I watched same random couple second excerpts form the review, so now all he does is to blatantly recreate key scenes from the movie with his friends occasionally throwing some lame jokes and bookending it with some dumb skits; where the whole review is condensed in the last 3 minutes before the ending skit? That's just sad, though he has a 1M per views for video so it seems to work pretty well.

Skimmed through Channel awesome's YouTube channel, "Tamara just saw X", "Tamara never saw X", most of the channel is Tamara, so I guess if Douge ever will retire the critic she will be the next host. Why the channel is called Channel awesome again it mainly contains shit Douge produced, I guess all the other nobodies on the CA website are even more irrelevant at this point.

Didn't they upload Brad's stuff as well?

That was Super Critics. They also had Lindsay and Todd there too.

CA was supposed to have a bigger variety of shows, but all from the main team in Chicago. The game show, the comic book show, etc. The others have talked about this but basically after To Boldly Flee Doge lost all interest in the other reviewers until he needed them for a crossover or some other project that ended up failing.

ThatGuy wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:24 pm

Well Doge reviewed Wonder Women, because at this point he is just desperate, Guys this is just getting sad

He should've done Wonder Women, that's a real treat (cheesy 70s exploitation flick, has some great music as well). There's even a Rifftrax off it (and it's easily one of their better ones).

The League of Super Critics, i completly forget about them . Looking at them now, i wonder who is in charge of that channel. They seem to have deleted all of Dodges Videos, but Brads are still up. Didn't he complain about them in a recent video?

ThatGuy wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:24 pm

Well Doge reviewed Wonder Women, because at this point he is just desperate, Guys this is just getting sad

That Tamara is too short and too fat to play Wonder Woman. And she has the shittiest ugly ass tattoo on her arm. Someone tell doge just because she's got a vaginer she can't play all women.

Did they have to oil her whale mass down and squeeze her into that outfit, or do that make fat WW costumes?

pibbs wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:01 pm

ThatGuy wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:24 pm

Well Doge reviewed Wonder Women, because at this point he is just desperate, Guys this is just getting sad

That Tamara is too short and too fat to play Wonder Woman. And she has the shittiest ugly ass tattoo on her arm. Someone tell doge just because she's got a vaginer she can't play all women.

Did they have to oil her whale mass down and squeeze her into that outfit, or do that make fat WW costumes?

At least in this video her outfit makes her tits look huge.
https://youtu.be/kAPSjt6TqCo?t=11m