Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

A lot of these e-celebs, as spergy as they are, can transition into normal life.
I can't think of ANY fucking job this guy could do in real life.

He can fluff Brazzer bros for Lupa after she transitions into porn.

kek
But I foresee a whole different kind of transition in her future.

[mad bum]

Instead of giggity giggity cuckson would be like TEKKE TEKKE

[Guest]

Lordkat must be jizzing to all 455 pages

[mad bum]

Lordkat must be jizzing to all 455 pages

Lordkat is to busy flipping looney tunes shit on his ebay.

[drisko]

A lot of these e-celebs, as spergy as they are, can transition into normal life. I don't think spoony can. He's fucked himself well and truly for life. He can't even interact with normal people because he's been a dictator of his little hugbox for so long. How could he go into a real-life job and have typical banter with coworkers, or talk to irate customers? How could he deal with working for a boss and needing to prove his merit as an employee? Can you really see this guy making an effort to complete work in a timely and efficient manner, with an inoffensive attitude and proper work attire/hygiene?

I can't think of ANY fucking job this guy could do in real life.

If he could get a job working for some online place as an actor, maybe. But it'd have to be somewhere that's only aware of what he used to put out and not his current workload. If he told Linkara he'd dress up like Insano and be in the story lines, you know Lewis would open up his doors and take care of moving everything for Spoony. The Walkers would probably still offer him a show. Aside from that? Nah, he'd be fucked.

[Throne of Dysentery]

Sploons can't take care of April's carnal needs like Brad from MKUltra can, so why not unhand those monies that he doesn't have to buy her a Jeep? You know, to make up for his inability to go beyond a half-chub?

[GitGud]

Sploons can't take care of April's carnal needs like Brad from MKUltra can, so why not unhand those monies that he doesn't have to buy her a Jeep? You know, to make up for his inability to go beyond a half-chub?

Maybe she want to visit Brad from MKU. But as she has no licence old Spoon must drive her. Maybe they let him watch in the corner of the room while Brad plows her field.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Probably bought the Jeep to flee to Canada, right into Cuckson's arms.

[GitGud]

Probably bought the Jeep to flee to Cucknadia, right into Cuckson's arms.

Hell no, nigger. The CuckFuck Leaf would send spoony a Firstclass ticket with shuttleservice if that would be the case.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He can't just fly via plane if Trump and his evil hate regime are after him. He has to go off-road and cross the border in the middle of nowhere. That's why it had to be a jeep.