Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Sieg Zeon]

The man buys Pizza hut for christ sake, when the twin cities has a ton of mom and pop pizza places worth eating at.

Good lord that’s like being in the south and ordering KFC instead of a local joint’s fried chicken.

[impiousimp]

I don't think he even knows Carbones exists.

It's a small chain but it's nice. They have like 12 places around the midwest.
Then there's a bunch of other places, and even Green Mill would be a better choice. Even then there's still papa johns which is superior in every way to Pizza hut

[Moe Bitches]

The man buys Pizza hut for christ sake, when the twin cities has a ton of mom and pop pizza places worth eating at.

Good lord that’s like being in the south and ordering KFC instead of a local joint’s fried chicken.

Indeed. Right amount and variety of spices, crispy and not greasy to the point where it drips once you sink your teeth into it as well as bones that aren't hard like a brick. That or trying to eat at Red Lobster.

[Sieg Zeon]

The man buys Pizza hut for christ sake, when the twin cities has a ton of mom and pop pizza places worth eating at.

Good lord that’s like being in the south and ordering KFC instead of a local joint’s fried chicken.

Indeed. Right amount and variety of spices, crispy and not greasy to the point where it drips once you sink your teeth into it as well as bones that aren't hard like a brick. That or trying to eat at Red Lobster.

Mmh, damn man, now I want some good New Orleans seafood. My boy has fine taste!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A real cosmopolitan never goes to food joints that don't exist in literally every other US city.

[impiousimp]

A real healthy adult goes and experiments beyond the kid's menu.

Like, I have my favorite foods at even the chains, even the mega corporations, but I'm no afraid to branch out, Lewis is.
He ordered tendies at perkins.

Perkins, whose only purpose is to supply pancakes. The only reason I went was for fucking pancakes those times. And pie.

[BenComicGraphics]

He made you eat broccoli with pancakes?!?? The cad!

[impiousimp]

I love broccoli, he didn't do anything. I might have ordered a burger that time but he was paying.
I shrug.

Nice that he paid though and I tried to wretch that chilvary out of him too. "No its fine i can pay."
"No I insist."

I mean.. don't think he'd do that now, even if we were still friends, but that was nice of him to do that.

Boys are retarded about paying for girls. I went out on a friendly lunch with a guy I knew from twitter and he snuck off to pay for it while I was in the bathroom after saying I'd pay for mine.

[BenComicGraphics]

I'm sure he pays enough as-is to feed Viga.

Sorry she was such a nasty bitch to you

[impiousimp]

She didn't get that way until I questioned her lord and savior.

Otherwise it was just very awkward, like I could tell she was sizing me up, and I was just there to sell Linkara some expired pop.

...kek.