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April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Where else should she dance around to whorship Queen Titania, King Oberon and their Iron Bull?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I have never seen a girl this mocked about masturbating in my life. Does she really spend hours a day on Skyrim with her hands in her panties. Does her masturbating so much make her even more of a loser then guys who masturbate a lot? Girls even ugly ones tend to get at least pity fucked. April it seems is so pathetic she doesnt even get that.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
What makes it nuts is when you look at her skyrim playtime and you realize 99% of that is not progress in the game. The game doesn't have that many hours of interesting content. She talks about playing the game in ways that only mention customization and imply she has one primary save game she plays out of. That's mad suspicious as to what she's doing with her in-game time.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:07 pmI have never seen a girl this mocked about masturbating in my life. Does she really spend hours a day on Skyrim with her hands in her panties. Does her masturbating so much make her even more of a loser then guys who masturbate a lot? Girls even ugly ones tend to get at least pity fucked. April it seems is so pathetic she doesnt even get that.
So what else could she be doing in the game? We already know she downloads tons of mods. We know she roleplays a weird elf using a million superficial appearance mods. We know she writes adult fanfiction based on Dragon Age. We know she installs tons of skyrim mods and we assume some are adult mods (because skyrim mods are 90% adult mods.)
We can only guess, but it seems obvious to me. Jacking off frequently is not as pathetic as having legit 1000s of hours in modded sex dungeon skyrim.
Look at DSP. We all laugh at him for jacking off on cam. What was he jacking off to? Brazzers. The most normy male fap material ever.
April is the one with Iron Bull rape fantasy fanfics, selling Dragon Age perfume and installing weird rape skyrim mods. TBH I'm not even sure she's jacking it the entire time. I assume some of the time she's just roleplaying like those losers on Second Life. But using Skyrim as Second Life is more pathetic than just going on Second Life, because Skyrim isn't an MMO. TBH even jacking off to gay furries would be less autistic than having over 1000 hours in modded sex dungeon skyrim where you roleplay an elf maiden forcibly violated by mudcrabs.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Yall notice april had handcuff earrings on in the review?
I also had a chuckle at her making a skyrim reference (compared snoke to a monster in skyrim).
I also had a chuckle at her making a skyrim reference (compared snoke to a monster in skyrim).
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:08 pmWhat makes it nuts is when you look at her skyrim playtime and you realize 99% of that is not progress in the game. The game doesn't have that many hours of interesting kahntent. She talks about playing the game in ways that only mention customization and imply she has one primary save game she plays out of. That's mad suspicious as to what she's doing with her in-game time.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:07 pmI have never seen a girl this mocked about masturbating in my life. Does she really spend hours a day on Skyrim with her hands in her panties. Does her masturbating so much make her even more of a loser then guys who masturbate a lot? Girls even ugly ones tend to get at least pity fucked. April it seems is so pathetic she doesnt even get that.
So what else could she be doing in the game? We already know she downloads tons of mods. We know she roleplays a weird elf using a million superficial appearance mods. We know she writes adult fanfiction based on Dragon Age. We know she installs tons of skyrim mods and we assume some are adult mods (because skyrim mods are 90% adult mods.)
We can only guess, but it seems obvious to me. Jacking off frequently is not as pathetic as having legit 1000s of hours in modded sex dungeon skyrim.
Look at DSP. We all laugh at him for jacking off on cam. What was he jacking off to? Brazzers. The most normy male fap material ever.
April is the one with Iron Bull rape fantasy fanfics, selling Dragon Age perfume and installing weird rape skyrim mods. TBH I'm not even sure she's jacking it the entire time. I assume some of the time she's just roleplaying like those losers on Second Life. But using Skyrim as Second Life is more pathetic than just going on Second Life, because Skyrim isn't an MMO. TBH even jacking off to gay furries would be less autistic than having over 1000 hours in modded sex dungeon skyrim where you roleplay an elf maiden forcibly violated by mudcrabs.
Maybe not the whole time but I'd say probably like 80% of her playing is just to get her pathetic excuse for a pussy wet and Jill off. Sad thing is there is probably Skyrim porn out there she could be shlicking too also
Also I remember Scarlett Spoony's fat ex also was obsessed with the Mass Effect series and would masturbate to them. What is it with this guy and finding girls who are just as pathetic as he is. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if with Spoony sex is actually just mutually masturbating(Not even the fun touch each other off kind. But the touch yourselves off kind) to video games.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It's more than likely a pagan thing with the alter, but yeah it's more funny to say what you guys said
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