Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:50 pm

Hahaha how is it possible that this looks shitier than an 8 year old with a Fisher Price camera?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by sigh » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:52 pm

I don't think he is supposed to be dancing there, this is how Lewis thinks a drunk person acts/ moves. Is laziness of the trailer a preview of how lazy the movie will be? Scratch that, this is not a trailer this is a fun edit of a trailer, where someone removed the original audio tracks with the dialog, sound effects and presumably a narrator and put their favorite song instead. Fuck me how many scenes where only the main cast is doing anything and the supporting cast just stands still with arms by themselves, occasionally pretends to dance or holds arms crossed will there be?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:56 pm

This looks like something high schoolers could put together.

If he wants to make movies, why doesn't he cast actual actors instead of using his inbred Jerry Springer-tier friends and perpetual cringey spaz machines like Doge Walker and Linkara?

The only way I'd watch this is if it has a scene where Lupa's character enthusiastically services Doge.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:56 pm

Honestly, I think what Brad really wants is to make porn.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:12 am

If Brad had more confidence in this movie it wouldn't be laundered behind patreon on some Chinese YouTube, this probably won't be longer than 30 minutes honestly and we know everything from the trailer that is drugs, alcohol and violence.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:17 am

pibbs wrote:
Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:56 pm
Honestly, I think what Brad really wants is to make porn.
Probably. He flashed his cock in one of his Snob DVDs, had his ex-wife get topless for a sex scene in one of his movies, and a third of trailer for the disco movie was him and his girlfriend dry humping.

Lewis Lovhaug stars in "The Sorest Hole", a Stoned Gremlin Production.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Charlar » Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:44 am

Sounds like he's trying to be worse than Lewis at failing to make "movies"
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by oldbones » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:00 am

A truly disgusting thing has happened. Channel Awesome fans now have jobs.

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/cinema- ... -disco-154

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:05 am

oldbones wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:00 am
A truly disgusting thing has happened. Channel Awesome fans now have jobs.

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/cinema- ... -disco-154
Brad is the only commenter so far, hope it stays that way. Christ, has Brad even made one good movie yet anyway?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:11 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:05 am
oldbones wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:00 am
A truly disgusting thing has happened. Channel Awesome fans now have jobs.

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/cinema- ... -disco-154
Brad is the only commenter so far, hope it stays that way. Christ, has Brad even made one good movie yet anyway?
the cinemasnob movie is almost decent

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