Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:16 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:11 pm
drisko wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:49 am
We were talking over on the Linkara thread about the possibility of kids, you guys think Laura might 'accidentally' get pregnant?
Honestly I always assumed that was the whole point. The fucker is needy and emotional insecure as Hell, I can't help but think that he's got the baby fever and has been proposing to every girl that ever walked by him so that he could start a family and then he'll never be lonely AGAIN.
I think he just wants the wife rather than a baby, he proposed to Jillian pretty quickly.

I wrote this theory back in 2.0, but I think it was a reaction to Bianca dumping him. They were together about three or so years just going by how many of his old movies he was in, but he never proposed and he was working shitty jobs while spending all his money on shitty movies, either to watch or make. This was pre-Cinema Snob going big because of Spoony, so he seemed to have no career prospects and wasn't proposing, so she probably realised they were going nowhere and dumped him.

A year later, he starts dating Jillian and proposes quickly this time. She says yes because he has a career and the movies start making some money. Blip was at its peak so he was probably bringing in some good money, so he would seem like a catch. After two years they got sick of each other and ended things, but then Brad stopped making the movies, ad block became more popular and Blip stopped paying out as much. Now he's a broke loser who's stuck in a bubble that popped years ago and has to latch on to any one he can get.

I'd say the whole Rayn thing was less about Jake and more about the fact that she didn't want to get married.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:20 pm

pibbs wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:38 pm
Tony Schiavone wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:06 pm
But Brad keeps regressing younger and younger, to where he's practically becoming one.

I can't wait for him to do reviews of Little Golden Books and ranting about episodes of Arthur.
*cough cough*
leave that poor cuck alone ,he is my favorite sadcow

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Charlar » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:10 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:10 pm
It's really fucked how badly Phelan has regressed into childhood. I don't understand how he has an audience anymore.

Oh wait, yes I do. Autism.
And Stockholm syndrome
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
-All fanbases are shit
-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:10 pm

Charlar wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:10 pm
Rapeculture wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:10 pm
It's really fucked how badly Phelan has regressed into childhood. I don't understand how he has an audience anymore.

Oh wait, yes I do. Autism.
And Stockholm syndrome
Upvoted for truth, nigga.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:40 pm

Charlar wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:10 pm
Rapeculture wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:10 pm
It's really fucked how badly Phelan has regressed into childhood. I don't understand how he has an audience anymore.

Oh wait, yes I do. Autism.
And Stockholm syndrome
He helped people through times that some may call "dark".
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:31 am

I too remember when Q5 ruined The Real Ghostbusters.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:33 am

Dude's 34, in a long term relationship with no future and a dying career. I'm willing to let Phelan have his Ghostbusters.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:36 am

His relationship is easily the weirdest thing about him IMHO.
Doesn't this guy have any friends or family to tell him he's wasting his good years with a fictional girlfriend and he should move on?
お前はもう死んでいる。

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:41 am

Who is he going to move on to though?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:53 am

Also he's still Cucknadian, he hasn't made any effort to try and join the States so he can be with her. Hell, she could marry him and escape Trump if she's so worried about that. But no, they're both warm and comfortable where they are so they stick with that.

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