Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
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Yeah, but these are fake guns so ITS OKAY!
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My wife who's bisexual thinks it's weird and a bit suspect that she posts so many lesbian memes and has been in such an odd "realtionship" for so many years.
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You again.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:26 amMy wife who's bisexual thinks it's weird and a bit suspect that she posts so many lesbian memes and has been in such an odd "realtionship" for so many years.
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I remember my first experience holding a (butter) knife and pointing it at a trained military man (my step dad). I was basically just being a pre-teen and dicking around when we were tossing playful insults back and forth while I was getting some lunch and he was watching TV.
First he glared at me. Then his face became straight angry. Then he took a deep breath in, exhaled, and promptly told me that if I didn't put the knife down that he'd break my arm and force me to.
Upon me dropping the knife I was given a lecture about how you never point a blade or gun, real, fake, sharpened or not, at anyone for any reason unless you have the intent to actually do something. This was enforced when I took a hunter's safety course where we were taught to never put you finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot.
Sure you can say the dude overreacted but I clearly remember the moment and it taught me a valuable lesson about how to handle weapons even though all I was doing was pointing at him with a butter knife with peanut butter remnants on it.
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Your dad give good advice. If a little kid pointed a butter knife at me I wouldn't hesitate to shoot him in self defense.
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You laugh but we've had shootings happen in America due to kids holding pieces of metal that resembled blades.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:09 amYour dad give good advice. If a little kid pointed a butter knife at me I wouldn't hesitate to shoot him in self defense.
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People like to mock cops for not being able to tell the difference but they're trained on instinct because that moment of hesitation could mean the difference between life and death. They don't have time to notice the orange cap on the end, or the dull edges of the knife, they just react.
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I like when they show the fake gun under studio lights are are "LOOK! It's clearly fake! Cops should be trained to recognize a real gun vs a Nerf gun!" Never mind the cop saw a shadow of it at night.
Someone points a gun shaped object at a cop, they should shoot them in the head and clear up the population.
Someone points a gun shaped object at a cop, they should shoot them in the head and clear up the population.
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Priorities. Do you risk your life to wait and see if the dipshit you're arresting is drawing an actual gun? There is no such thing as "shooting to disable" or whatever else dumb crap libshits will come up with when your life is at stake.
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Gunblades are serious fuckin business.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:09 amYour dad give good advice. If a little kid pointed a butter knife at me I wouldn't hesitate to shoot him in self defense.
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