Cyrax - A Goblin King Dethroned

[ebin namefag]

He really does see much of himself in these lolcows, doesn't he?

He's not that self aware.

[RAPEMAN]

Who? Never heard of this guy.

[Kugelfisch]

That's why I wrote a quick introduction.

[ebin namefag]

I read his first page on the foxdicks.
Why is everybody in his universe fucking hideous and why are so many of them dead?

[Kugelfisch]

Awful genes and birds of a feather flocking together. Or in one word: Ohio.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I've tried watching Snowflakes documentaries, but I found the tard goblin too retarded and freakish to care - similar to Chris Chan, I just didn't get drawn in. At least Chris had some epic lulz moments, but Cyraxx? All he ever does is he rages and acts like a neutered, goblin version of Charlie Zelenof. He is hilarious for 5 minutes, but that's about it - I had a good laugh reading his article at ED, and that clip of him getting beaten down by that fatass Marty was hilarious, but that's about it for me - I can't watch the content. But it seems entertaining to speculate what the fuck is wrong with him, easier question would be what isn't wrong with him.

On the other hand, I've been getting more into Jack "if it ain't raw, I shall not eat it" Scalfani, who has been the boogieman of bad cooking for past 15 years, and has caused himself 4 strokes and 2 hear attacks from mountains of cheese and undercooked meat. That has been far more interesting rabbit hole for me at the moment, especially since the usual suspects like Wings or Boogie have become completely worthless in the past 2 years.

[ebin namefag]

I've tried watching Snowflakes documentaries, but I found the tard goblin too retarded and freakish to care - similar to Chris Chan, I just didn't get drawn in.

Your lack of endorsement is all I need to know this is quality content.

[GitGud]

Oh GOTT, Kugel, you found the american Drachenlord

[Kugelfisch]

I didn't find him.
I will concur that Cooking with Jack is an absolute gold mine, though. It's food gore.
I'm surprised he's gotten a new wave of attention. He's been around for fucking ages and been made fun of for just as long.


I think the appeal of Cyrax is all in how utterly deluded he is. He thinks he's an awesome musician but has less talent than Chris Chan. He sees himself as an integral and respected part of the drift/racing scene but has never driven an actual car before and sucks ass at racing games.

The funniest moments are when he's in one of his rambling fits and gets confronted by a fact that not even he can deny. Like when he talks about having made five "studio" albums and is then confronted by the fact that he has never sold a single album.

I guess it's an acquired taste.

[AdorableOtter]

I just hope Cyrax/CWC/Liquid2 cross over happens at some point. Cyrax and Chirs are like long lost brothers or something, I must witness what kind of chemical reaction they make. Sonichu Rap? 'Rax in the CwCville? Unlimited possibilities.