The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[Keith Chegwin]

Every time TB bitches about America (in his post-election sperg-out most notably) I always think 'why don't you just fuck off and go back to Britain?' There are plenty of worthier people who would love an opportunity to live and work in America but for whatever reason can't. Yet TotalAssCancer is basically living the American dream and he's so stuck up he has to complain about it every step of the way

But most celeb restaurants are running on the name only, my Dad went to one of Jamie Oliver's and said his breakfast meal was horrible.

I went to one of his restaurants for a birthday and I can confirm that the food was totally mediocre

[rabidtictac]

One presumes the name is a big part of why someone goes to a celebrity restaurant in the first place. He talked about how expensive his meal was, but again, what the hell did he expect?

TotalBitchFit probably complains about burgerland so much because we don't have knife surrender bins and universal shitty dental care.

[Kugelfisch]

Some go to Murica because they want to shoot guns, others to rodeo, he moved there to raise his wife's son.

[GodsGift]

Some go to Murica because they want to shoot guns, others to rodeo, he moved there to raise his wife's son.

His wife's son, so it's not his?

[Kugelfisch]

Nope. True cuckold.

[Poonoo]

Every time TB bitches about America (in his post-election sperg-out most notably) I always think 'why don't you just fuck off and go back to Britain?' There are plenty of worthier people who would love an opportunity to live and work in America but for whatever reason can't. Yet TotalAssCancer is basically living the American dream and he's so stuck up he has to complain about it every step of the way

Lower taxes. He can bitch all he wants, but since he works from home living in a country with the lowest taxes is best for him so he can keep bitching all he likes but he won't go back unless Trump hates him.

[rabidtictac]

Some go to Murica because they want to shoot guns, others to rodeo, he moved there to raise his wife's son.

Round the World in Eighty Cucks

[mad bum]

Most women in there 30s have some little shit tied to them because they never thought condoms were a good thing, children ruin everything.

[drisko]

Some go to Murica because they want to shoot guns, others to rodeo, he moved there to raise his wife's son.

His wife's son, so it's not his?

Nope, and he insists on calling the kid "My wife's son" even though he's been the kid's father figure for most of the boy's life. Orion, yes that is his name, even lists his twitter bio as "Totalbiscuit's son" with the name @Bainling but even though he's the mother's husband and the kid's legal guardian, TB never calls him 'my son.'

Apparently Genna had the kid when she was 20, around 2002. And then she married TB in 2009 (He proposed on a podcast in 2007 and sounds like such a smug prick doing it).

[Keith Chegwin]

Lower taxes. He can bitch all he wants, but since he works from home living in a country with the lowest taxes is best for him so he can keep bitching all he likes but he won't go back unless Trump hates him.

What state does he live in? I would think that whatever advantage gained by paying fewer taxes is automatically lost by the expenses of:
A) Supporting a wife's son (and an autistic one at that)
B) Dying