The Co-Optional Bitchfest

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by mad bum » Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:24 am

I'll see her on Maury then!

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Poonoo » Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:00 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:13 am
mad bum wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:01 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 3:55 am
Get a young girl to fuck and be the sugar daddy for. If that shit goes south you'll at least be rid of her entirely and not have to deal with children that aren't yours.
Best advice on the forum if you're single.

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Except that she can still fuck Chad Thundercock and try to pitch the kid as yours. Unless you get yourself clipped, any woman has the potential to screw you hard with a kid that may or may not be yours.
>DNA tests don't exist

I thought you only ironically called yourself a redditor :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by drisko » Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:19 am

Wow, you guys are really worried about that shit. Glad I'm already married. Only kid I need to worry about raising is my niece if something happens to my brother.

So before each date do you facebook stalk to make sure she doesn't have fifty million baby photos on her account? Because new mother's cannot resist posting that shit.

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by MegaNigger » Sun Jun 25, 2017 1:11 pm

drisko wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:19 am
Wow, you guys are really worried about that shit. Glad I'm already married. Only kid I need to worry about raising is my niece if something happens to my brother.

So before each date do you facebook stalk to make sure she doesn't have fifty million baby photos on her account? Because new mother's cannot resist posting that shit.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:38 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:00 am
>DNA tests don't exist
I thought you only ironically called yourself a redditor :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sure they exist, but... in some countries you can't request one to prove paternity, unless you have a court order (France, for example). It's not as simple as it should be, because muh family peace and muh children's well-being.

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:48 pm

Corporations are free to gather information to just about any hobby or world view you have, but heaven forbid if you want to make sure that your kid is actually yours.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:25 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:07 pm
You can't fall in love with somebody you don't know
You can
drisko wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:05 am
At any point, he could have cancelled the paperwork and undone the marriage but he stuck with it and now ten years have passed, he was probably naturalised long ago. I would say he's there because he wants to be.
He's not naturalised. In his big post-election rant he mentioned he wasn't a citizen and therefore wasn't able to vote
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Also, am I the only one on this forum that likes kids?
I like them. I'd like my own someday. What I wouldn't like is to raise somebody else's
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:32 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:25 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:07 pm
You can't fall in love with somebody you don't know
You can
Nah brah.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Charlar » Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:00 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:32 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:25 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:07 pm
You can't fall in love with somebody you don't know
You can
Nah brah.
You underestimate losers out there
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by MegaNigger » Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:46 pm

Charlar wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:00 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:32 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:25 pm

You can
Nah brah.
You underestimate losers out there

Sounds more like being in love with the perception of thing you're obsessing over. It's your own head giving itself something to love. Delusion.
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