Figured we might as well consolidate some groups into one thread so instead of a separate TotalBiscuit and Le funny fat meme man is your friend topics, we can sperge about them getting cucked here.
John Bain could only wish he was that muscular in real life.
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:42 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
The pilot takes constant DoT thanks to cancer and chemo eating away at him, and being under too much enemy fire causes him to bitch out.
I wonder if they'll delete him if he ends up having the wrong opinion like Jon.
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:10 pm
by Some Sick Fuck
Depends on the company being SJW or not, but mr. Bain will make sure that his opinion is the only right one, no matter what! So if they dare to remove him, he will have a massive meltdown on twatter and his fans will pity him like always. Jontron does it wrong when he tries to be too reasonable with the crazies, you have to step as low as them, at least that's what TB is used to do. It's been working well for him, the progressing insanity and cancer aside.
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:52 pm
by Kugelfisch
The pilot would check at how many rotations per minute the propellers go and complain about the small field of view from the cockpit for twenty minutes before taking off.
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:53 am
by Vulcan
Since discussion of TB and FatCunt has been done to death let's turn our attention towards the woman of the group. If her ordinary content of LPs, VLOGs and Manga Podcasts weren't worthless enough she's decided to enter the overflooded arena of overflooded crate unboxings.
Don't worry though! She promises she isn't being paid by the companies to do it, honest!
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:58 am
by mad bum
Every time her boyfriend appears in another video Jesse eats another taco.
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:08 am
by Some Sick Fuck
There is very little you can say about "the woman" without getting bored immediatelly. She is stupid (and I mean it, unlike other morons, she is just a simpleton), terrible at games and good looking, which is the sole reason she gets any attention.
And I haven't watched anything with her in a long time, but I think she only has two modes, either bored out of her mind, or hyperactive excited about anything. I don't rememeber her contributing to anything in the Co-cuntcast besides sitting there and drinking or eating, which they turned into meme, because why not, it's probably funnier than anything she ever came up with.
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:41 am
by Vulcan
Very true. Even when I was watching it when it was titled TGS and someone who kind of liked TB and FatCunt I never felt the need to watch any of her videos and knew the stuff she made was trash. She had better use her looks to the best of her ability now because she looks like the kind of woman that you know will be ugly when she's in her 40s.
If I can say anything in her defence it's that she at least tries to engage the guest on the podcast, which is a lot more than you can say for FatCunt- who just stays silent until it's his turn for his boring 20 minute rant.
