The Co-Optional Bitchfest

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by MegaNigger » Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:44 am

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Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:42 pm
CIANigger wrote:
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LFFMMIYF''s post;

"My search to find a love like yours"

So many implications in that post.



First, he thinks his fat ass is worthy of a woman above a 3 in sexual market value, what a joke :lol:

Second, he clearly wasn't over Dogger, and still pines for her. Likely stole the garter when the groom threw it and smelled it in the closet crying.

Third, he believes love exists and is magical and shit, and that a person like him, who can't control his own weight, his own mouth, made terrible life choices at every turn up to this point, somehow deserves love?


At least Boogie, Spooner KNOW deep down they are shit and worthless. Jesse really doesn't realize that he is a waste of a man with no positive contributions to the world.


And no, entertaining autistic people online and keeping them from getting help is not a positive.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:16 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:37 pm
Never. They can always break up, and he'll always be there for her if that happens.
What about when they start having children? Will he face reality then or will he delude himself into thinking he can raise his wife's son?
(Rhetorical question, I know)
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:50 am

If TotalBiscuit can do it, so can he.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:43 pm

Total Bitchfit isn't raising anything, neither his wife's son (he has a name, but why would John call him by his name, it's not important), or his radioactive dick.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:17 pm

To be fair to AssCancer, he's the only father that boy has ever known and he's probably paying for his shit, which is certainly more than many fathers ever do
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by mad bum » Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:56 pm

Its just one of those things where if you're over 25 the woman 90% of the time is going to have a little shit with them. If you're like me and don't want kids that's really terrible to hear and I imagine a lot of them don't exactly want them either but they were roped into it somehow.

I guess if you're rich like John you can just throw money at the problem and ignore it like I'm sure he does now
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by MegaNigger » Sat Jun 24, 2017 4:39 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:17 pm
To be fair to AssCancer, he's the only father that boy has ever known and he's probably paying for his shit, which is certainly more than many fathers ever do
Father's do plenty. Don't drink that social justice Kool Aid that father's don't support their kids.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 24, 2017 4:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:37 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Bets on Le funny fat meme man is your friend's first suicide attempt?
Never. They can always break up, and he'll always be there for her if that happens.
This. He'll dream of the day to be the shoulder to cry on. Until then he can keep pretending that he would've friendzoned her if she hadn't done so immediately when she first saw him. :lol:
Clearly, he'll want to be the godfather of the children as well. Anything to remain close to her.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Charlar » Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:47 pm

He'll be the creepy uncle kind of figure
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:02 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:56 pm
Its just one of those things where if you're over 25 the woman 90% of the time is going to have a little shit with them. If you're like me and don't want kids that's really terrible to hear and I imagine a lot of them don't exactly want them either but they were roped into it somehow.
That 'somehow' is called being a beta. If he really didn't want the boy, all he had to do was say 'Look, I'm really not interested in raising somebody else's child'. She'd either call him a horrible person and break up with him or understand completely and break up with him. Either way he'd be off the hook. If he's saddled with the kid it's either because he wanted to be or because he was too much of a beta to say no, in which case he deserves all he gets.
CIANigger wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 4:39 pm
Father's do plenty. Don't drink that social justice Kool Aid that father's don't support their kids.
Bullshit. Firstly law of averages states that most parents are shit. Secondly the boy's real father is clearly not doing anything to support him, throwing the whole 'fathers do plenty' idea into contention.
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