The Co-Optional Bitchfest

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by drisko » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:06 am

Wedding happened. Is it the dress or does Dodger just have a really small rack and I never noticed?

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:12 am

Call me a bigot, but a partially transparent wedding dress o_O ?!
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:38 pm

drisko wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:06 am
Wedding happened. Is it the dress or does Dodger just have a really small rack and I never noticed?
She was never a particularly big woman.

Bets on Le funny fat meme man is your friend's first suicide attempt?
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by MegaNigger » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:08 pm

LFFMMIYF''s post;

"My search to find a love like yours"

So many implications in that post.



First, he thinks his fat ass is worthy of a woman above a 3 in sexual market value, what a joke :lol:

Second, he clearly wasn't over Dogger, and still pines for her. Likely stole the garter when the groom threw it and smelled it in the closet crying.

Third, he believes love exists and is magical and shit, and that a person like him, who can't control his own weight, his own mouth, made terrible life choices at every turn up to this point, somehow deserves love?


At least Boogie, Spooner KNOW deep down they are shit and worthless. Jesse really doesn't realize that he is a waste of a man with no positive contributions to the world.


And no, entertaining autistic people online and keeping them from getting help is not a positive.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:26 pm

CIANigger wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:08 pm
Second, he clearly wasn't over Dogger, and still pines for her. Likely stole the garter when the groom threw it and smelled it in the closet crying.
He'll never be over Dodger. I wouldn't be surprised if he sneaked into the Bridal suite and started masturbating in one of the cupboards while she's consummating her marriage.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:42 pm

CIANigger wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:08 pm
LFFMMIYF''s post;

"My search to find a love like yours"

So many implications in that post.



First, he thinks his fat ass is worthy of a woman above a 3 in sexual market value, what a joke :lol:

Second, he clearly wasn't over Dogger, and still pines for her. Likely stole the garter when the groom threw it and smelled it in the closet crying.

Third, he believes love exists and is magical and shit, and that a person like him, who can't control his own weight, his own mouth, made terrible life choices at every turn up to this point, somehow deserves love?


At least Boogie, Spooner KNOW deep down they are shit and worthless. Jesse really doesn't realize that he is a waste of a man with no positive contributions to the world.


And no, entertaining autistic people online and keeping them from getting help is not a positive.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:37 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Bets on Le funny fat meme man is your friend's first suicide attempt?
Never. They can always break up, and he'll always be there for her if that happens.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by mad bum » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:38 pm

At least it wasn't a nerd inspired wedding? No princess peach to be found.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by drisko » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:28 pm

mad bum wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:38 pm
At least it wasn't a nerd inspired wedding? No princess peach to be found.
Yeah, I'm shocked. Nothing anime or cat themed, it all looks pretty normal. Even the guests have kept their garb traditional.
CIANigger wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:08 pm
LFFMMIYF''s post;

"My search to find a love like yours"

So many implications in that post.
Thanks for reminding me about that, I forgot to post the response to it:
mad bum wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:38 pm
At least it wasn't a nerd inspired wedding? No princess peach to be found.
Yeah, I'm shocked. Nothing anime or cat themed, it all looks pretty normal. Even the guests have kept their garb traditional. I was expecting them all to be dressed up like animals and Dodger as some Sailor Scout thing.

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:12 am

mad bum wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:38 pm
At least it wasn't a nerd inspired wedding? No princess peach to be found.
Their cake is still pretty pathetic. Not as pathetic as the entire Burch wedding but still
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