Dead Horse Interchange

Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:13 pm

I don't understand why he doesn't just
A) Lose some weight
B) Find someone else to love

For those, he would have to:

C) Grow the fuck up

And since that's impossibru for the ginger manchild, he's forever doomed to be the internet clown. He's making Spergling levels of patreon money, so I wager he's living pretty comfortable life. Honestly, it's really impressive how die hard his fans must be, given that he's not getting many views nowdays (why would he, he's several years past his prime and has been complete shit for a long time), Spoony might have the most die hard autists out there, but in comparison to views per video, I think Le funny fat meme man is your friend is the winner.

da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:18 pm

The short lived DHI 3.0 had the best Le Funny Fat Meme Man is your friend thread.

Combining them into one thread was a mistake

Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:51 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:18 pm

The short lived DHI 3.0 had the best Le Funny Fat Meme Man is your friend thread.

Combining them into one thread was a mistake

My bad.

So the wedding's on this weekend. Wonder if Jesse will try to get Dodger to leave her groom at the altar. Will he try it before the wedding or try to do the "romantic" thing and wreck the ceremony?

Cancer squad.

Ever heard the story of how Peter the Great had men dragged from the streets to have their beards shaved?

I want to do that to every hipster I see.

It's like he has one of these big, hair catterpillars stuck to his chin.

drisko wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:24 am

So the wedding's on this weekend. Wonder if Jesse will try to get Dodger to leave her groom at the altar. Will he try it before the wedding or try to do the "romantic" thing and wreck the ceremony?

He'll probably just cuck out. When the minister asks 'If anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be joined in matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace', he'll say nothing. Then they'll find him crying in the coat room at the reception.

mad bum wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:33 am

Cancer squad.

All these Polaris people. I wonder if she invited Jihadi Jon?

drisko wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:24 am

So the wedding's on this weekend. Wonder if Jesse will try to get Dodger to leave her groom at the altar. Will he try it before the wedding or try to do the "romantic" thing and wreck the ceremony?

>implying he won't be Stippin's best man or something

He'd probably be the maid of honour, most likely.