The Critical Drinker

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The Critical Drinker

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Feb 06, 2024 7:03 am

Let's give him a topic.

My big issues are just that he's predictable and has got a Filmbald esque monotone.

Like you need a Roger Ebert esque "I kind of like Gigli" moment every now and again to keep people interested, I think.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:02 pm

At least his dialect is less ear-grating.
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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by pibbs » Tue Feb 06, 2024 1:49 pm

And he's not soy.
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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by Complicity » Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:54 pm

I neither love nor hate him, and so far he hasn't done anything worthy a thread - unlike Mauler and the EFAPping crowd, who behaved like their own detractors because Synthetic Man dared going against their beloved God of Soy : We Wuz Vikings and Shiet.

The main reason LeftTube hates him is because he's everything the Channel Autists wish they were; a successful MovieTuber with a Nostalgia Critic-esque gimmick (that works, unlike theirs) and a writer who's published for real.
Deep down, they all know their channels would gain second wind if they started shitting on woke culture, but they are too afraid of being labeled as Nazis to do it.

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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Feb 06, 2024 4:23 pm

Do they go for him or because he shits on the left? Because I lean towards the latter - and you’re right, some of the channel autists would get a boost from going right wing (others are unsalvageable :lol:)

I didn’t know about the books. He’s not self published either. Why quit that to become an Internet Nobody…
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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Feb 06, 2024 4:37 pm

I think he's boring and I'm sick of this particular stage in the decline of Hollywood so much that I don't even want to watch hate content about it.
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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Feb 06, 2024 5:19 pm

He's alright. But yeah, repetitive at times.

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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Feb 06, 2024 5:43 pm

He's boring. He's like a dude who stands outside and tells you whether or not it's raining. Oh, it's raining today? No shit, bro, I see you are soaked to the skin out there in the rain. You gonna step out of the rain for a second? No? Oh, you want to stand there and get rained on every day for the next ten years? Okay.

I wonder if these guys like Mauler and Critical Drunkard are aware of the possibility of simply not watching the goyslop anymore.
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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by Rushy » Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:17 pm

He's got some interesting opinions, but the drunken shtick gets old very fast. And I'm tired of smug cynicism in reviews.
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Re: The Critical Drinker

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:25 pm

He's shit like the rest of the fake conservative culture war grifters. Maybe teenagers get something out of him but everytime I listen to him I either think no shit sherlock or you're a idiot who think he's clever.

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