Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by peeRod

[Singh'sSpot]

Can't wait for the cartoon adaptation, can't wait for the anime adaptation, cardcaptor sakura eat your heart out.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It doesn't (yet) have enough pedophilia to ever replace Sakura in my heart.

[pibbs]

Ok.
First, >all the Fan Fiction, I'm seeing a few asterisks by that declaration.
Secondly, of whomever is Fan Fiction writing about your awful book, of course there is more interest in a strong male protagonist (even if it is derivative and uninspired) as it's rare these days, than yet another Mary Sue, girl boss. Sorry to burst your bubble peeRod.

[Dehbashi]

Exactly. The character was cliche either way. May as well go to the one who pops out more.

[Singh'sSpot]

You know with a name like "Killjoy" he could have rewritten this into an over the top, guns blazing, action comic, think Shelly from Ion Fury mix in with a bit of Arnold's one liners(atleast those two are better inspirations to the character rather than a self insert student he met one time).

He could have started some sort of kickstarter to hire an artist and maybe a proper writer but of course ballbusters couldn't do that seeing this is his precious pet project.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Instead he's handed it over to some scam publisher who is making sure he ain't be getting any kind of profit out of this.

[wulfenlord]

Sir KKK with a big ol' cross on his chestplate

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Having him dressed up as Crusader Don Quixote just further raises questions about what he's doing on a US graveyard. Did her family carry his remains over to the New World so they can chat with him, or does FedEx have a corpse ferrying service for what they can only be assume to be an ancestor?
And if it's normal for ghosts to remain with their mortal remains, wouldn't it be more convenient to put him in an urn so you can talk to him without having to go through mentally disabled vampires every time?

And why is that devil guy getting an actual description, when he's just some idiot who got killed in the only scene that featured him?