Wait, I thought this happened late at night when no souls were around to get shanked by the knife wind?Behind the counter stands Killjoy's only employee
And how can this guy notice the door bell, but not the fight between his boss and the mecha-sized werewolves?
Seriously, how late is it, and why did nobody hear the fight?Customers stand around the store
You better not plan to release your epic tales out of chronological order like some kind of Light Novel hack writer who thinks he's extra smart.Believe it or not, Killjoy thinks, as she closes the door behind her, this isn 't the weirdest way I've ever stumbled upon a new case. She gives a wry smile. But that's another story.
I'm pretty sure its life was already at risk because those furries wanted the USB stick. Or is that your way of saying you're living in a shitty neighborhood where no one is safe from being mauled to death by wandering werewolf encounters, in which case I'm really worried about your comic book customers.What matters now is that this little creature bravely risked his life just to ask for my help
Oh, so he did notice, but didn't care? Does this happen a lot?"You got it, Boss. What's up with Veil and the Howling Commandos, anyway?"
You know, if you want to magically seal away your occult detective office, you should've probably picked a door that is not frequented by your customers (aka random strangers) all the time. Like an inconspicuous door in the basement or wherever the fuck you store comics. Or better yet, a door in your normal comic book store office.Killjoy rolls her eyes while turning around, and slams the bathroom door shut. Turning the knob in the opposite direction, she reopens it. When the door opens, the room beyond the door is no longer a bathroom, but an office.
By her insistence on proper bathroom door etiquette I'm suspecting she would be trapped inside her office if someone leaves the door open. If it's so important why not use a door that closes automatically? You don't even need magic for that.
And if this office has at least one window the whole secret entrance thing is a bit superfluous, don't ya think?
Also, do your customers know that the door occasionally leads somewhere else when you are using it, or do you have to wait until no one's looking?
Why green light? Is this some novelty/part lamp or something? That can't be good Feng Shui.The lamp emanates a green light
Well, at least he's not enslaved like those damn house elves.“It's the cleaning gnome's day off."
Why is this abrupt? This pussy has been asking for tuna ever since it started talking."That's okay, lady. Maybe you give me some tunas for my mouff?" Hime abruptly requests.
What are you? She-Hulk?"Now, Iet's see if we can get some much needed exposition.”
Why is that a surprise? Are there file standards in place for secret USB drive messages?The USB drive, surprisingly, has only one file: a video
If anything it's more surprising that the data is not encrypted with say a password ("tuna"?).
Why "Chinese" and not "Asian"? What is it about this video that lets you pinpoint the guy's precise ethnicity?portly man of Chinese descent
Is he dressed like a Jiangshi?
Is there a picture of Mao and/or Winnie the Pooh in the background?
Does he speak with an accent containing inflections he could've only gotten from a dialect in southwest China?
Does his face bear the faded scars of a burning mark used by an infamous cadre of Red Guards during the Cultural Revolution?
She could probably do the research herself if you were dumb enough to use your real name.My name is Charles Chan. While I can't reveal my profession to you
"You have to do [thing] for me, but I'm not gonna explain why ('cause that would spoil dramatic reveals later down the line)!"Ms Killjoy, I can't reveal to you why, but if I'm gone, my daughter is in grave danger.
This is about Uyghur slave workers, isn't it? Either way shady af.
Boy, I sure wonder if this 700+-year-old half-hag will start grooming the underage asian goth chickThe jet-black hair piled on top of Madeline's head accents her black, goth-like clothing perfectly.
So she has to protect your brad and take over parental duties you couldn't be arsed to do yourself?I'm counting on you to not only keep her safe, but to gently usher her into it as well.
How secret is this whole urban fantasy aspect of this setting anyways, when nobody in this neighborhood cares about the redhead with the broom fighting Zakus in fursuits on the regular?
Videos end when their runtime is over. Shocking.With that, the video abruptly ends
I don't think ERod really knows how to use "abruptly".
Why? Dude's probably dead, he has already paid you, and there is not a single trace of a written contract to be found. For all legal intends and purposes this is just a present from him. Maybe part of some kind of money laundering scheme.Well, Hime, your boss paid in advance, so I have no choice but to take the case.
And if you're worried about potential revenge, if he's strong enough to beat you in a wizard duel he probably wouldn't have had to hire you to begin with.
Is this that much weirder than having your car smashed by giant wolfmen?all going about their day completely unaware that if an angel fell or a demon rose, they would probably land on the concrete on which they are now walking.
Coming soon: Maddy Chan's Goth Skater.Subject: Madeline Xia Chan. Average student, excellent skateboarder, stubborn daughter.
Any other radical quirks about her? Does she like anime? I bet she does. Probably does fanart as well.
One could say that trying to find out WTF is actually going on here would be very useful.As far as where he goes on these alleged business trips, it is still a mystery. but I feel that discovering this will help shed light on his sudden disappearance and the alleged danger in which Madeline might find herself.
So I actually looked up this sign (because the book itself doesn't explain what I'm looking at) and it's basically just the sign of the horns with an extended thumb. Maybe she just picked it because it looked "satanic" aka "gothy". Or she really likes Ultraman Zero. He does that sign every now and then.Back inside the apartment, Madeline puts on a black t-shirt with the American Sign Language symbol for “I love you” on the front.
Is there a reason why she doesn't just go up to her and go "Hi Maddy. Your dad hired me as your personal bodyguard! Also magic is real!"? She can't honestly expect to protect her from house-sized monsters without her noticing.She can stay a safe distance yet be aware of everything going on, and everything said.
ACAB, my sister. ACAB.Madeline glances back at him with a distrustful glare. "Yeah, right."
Oh fuck off. Harryhausen doesn't deserve to be in this.Ray Harryhausen High School
Oh, so it must be a different Ray Harryhausen. My bad.Established 1862
In her defense I'm not sure if pickles were a thing in European cuisine when she was born.Killjoy ravenously takes a bite out of her sandwich but quickly spits it out. "Merciful Malus! I said no pickles!
It's nice that shady people always drive in shady cars."Wait a minute. That's no soccer-mom van."
Don't Wiccans lump every female deity they care about together, all being just another aspect of "The Goddess (tm)"?
Sounds lame af considering the alternative is an all-star / ensemble cast pantheon.
More importantly: How does she know about her student scores before even knowing which school she's attending?How does she know ANY of this shit? How do you know she's an average student, excellent skateboarder, or is stubborn? And what public records? There's no mention of Killjoy going to the library, city hall, or even googling on the PC on her desk? I ask again, how the fuck does she know any of this shit?!
He probably read about how you should mix up your verbs to keep things fresh.This isn't confronting, you fucking retard, this is greeting.
Now you see, Hecate is the real deal.Also, did you forget, your little Killjoy has a witch goddess, you fucking hypocrite?
He had to specify that she's Sino-American so we can rest assured that she's not some pasty *white* goth chick. Like PUR.wulfenlord wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:29 pmNice going with the racism there, Rodriguez. We just established that her father is of chinese descent, making her a second generation immigrant, i.e. AMERICAN. And those faggot SJW try to argue moral anything. Also its news to me that freckles are tied to virginity and/or youth. Also, freckles on a chinese