Dead Horse Interchange

He'd have to have one hell of wig glue to make it stay on his ever-shaking head. He bobbled his natural hair away like it was nothing.

He's called Film Brain because you can almost see his brain.

He'd lose the wig from his screaming and overacting.

The greatest form of SYMBOLISM!

Would calling this thread Matt "film brain" Cuck be spot-on or too on the nose?

I don't think he's ever had a girlfriend.

Didn't he puke when forced to watch straight pornography against his will as a prank?
You can be a gay cuck if we want to get technical.

Yeah, I could never find that video. Think it got deleted forever when Blip died. We do have proof it once existed, though.

With each passing day, I thank god more and more that I'm not on social media. Can you imagine having to explain that to your employer?

"He subjected me to a porn"
Excuse me, sir, can I buy a porn here? I'd very much like to know how many a porn you have and how many porns I can buy with five shilling.