There's a huge difference between lying and just shutting the fuck about about your dumb opinion, friendo.Stranger wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:37 pmYou don't get into an actual relationship by lying about something that they're going to find out about eventually, kiddo.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:27 pmSo you told a girl you had a thing for that you didn't like something she liked.
Brilliant plan, Captain Autism.
Eventually that crap all comes back around to you.
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Yes, but he's otherwise a sheep. He has the most plebeian taste in film, he likes pretty much any popular movie from the 1980s. He lets the mainstream media more-or-less dictate his opinions to him. He loves monopolies, which is another aspect of his ability to believe whatever mainstream media tells him. He's a sheepCharlar wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:42 pmIf something is popular with any groups he hates he automatically takes the opposite positionKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:37 pmCan he even really be called a contrarian? I'd say 'sheep' would be more apt
Razorfist (with whom Bob shares a mutual hatred) is a real contrarian.
I kind of unironically want an Orson Welles Mario movieCuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:46 amOrson Welles isn't going to direct the Mario movie, Bob.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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I reckon he'd want it to be directed by Joss Whedon and starring classically trained British actors who would be able to pull off the complexities and nuanced lore of the Mario universe. Except for Peach and Daisy, they just need to be someone who matches his standards of unparalleled beauty. And before you make the jokes, remember that this is a guy who believes he could get a supermodel as a wife.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:46 amOrson Welles isn't going to direct the Mario movie, Bob.
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When did he say this?
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Well not exactly, but knowing Bob he probably still thinks he's entitled to the hot girlfriend that all the heroes get in Hollywood movies. Also while he didn't mention supermodels, this quote makes it easy to extrapolate from:
"I will finish that doomsday device that wipes out the entire planet except for me, Natalie Portman and Veronica Zemanova"
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Maybe he meant he'll fap in the closet while they have sex. Blob used to put all kinds of "straight male virtue signalling" in his old reviews, like offhand comments about how some famous actress was super hot and he wanted to fuck her. He went as far as basically giving Iron Man 2 a pass solely because his fap material was in the movie. He did the same with Black Swan.
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I'm certainly looking forward to his review. We might get another "Personal Vietnam" if he decides to tear into the movie for daring to not align with his headcanon that hasn't come in contact with the actual canon for 20+ years or something.
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They're about the same size.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:46 amOrson Welles isn't going to direct the Mario movie, Bob.
At least Orson got fat on eating two steaks at a time and drinking expensive wine. What does Bob snack on? Cheetos? Doritos? Mountain Dew? Hot Pockets? (but not Lean Pockets)
Is Bob a fan of Leon the Professional?
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It was scotch. He'd drink a pint of scotch with his steakGuest wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:37 pmAt least Orson got fat on eating two steaks at a time and drinking expensive wine.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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AHHHhhh... The French... Champagne.
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