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Re: Movieblob

Post by Stranger » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:23 pm

Pope Corky III wrote:
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Bitch please, it's the entire female population that hasn't gotten over Titanic.
A truer statement couldn't have been spoken.
I remember this one time that I was invited to a movie night with a girl I had a thing for. She had a few girlfriends over and I thought if I went I could use it as my, "in," or something (I was barely 18, shut up). I directly stated that Titanic wasn't all that great when they wanted to watch it and was basically ostracized by said girl and her friends from then on.

It's cool, though. She went on to marry some fat dude who got her pregnant within the first few months of marriage and then quit his job. All to make her mom mad.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:27 pm

So you told a girl you had a thing for that you didn't like something she liked.

Brilliant plan, Captain Autism.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Pope Corky III » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:30 pm

He's going to destroy his own career over Mario? As delicious as that schadenfreude would be, I'm beginning to be convinced that the only way I will be satisfied at Bob's misfortune is when I personally choke his last breath out of him.

Can someone post the quote where he said an animated Mario movie would be a "bad idea" and that it should be live action? :lol:

I honestly don't give a shit about a Mario (or any video game) movie, but giving it to the Minions/Despicable Me people is probably the best possible call.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:35 pm

LMAO, his "public persona" of being a hate filled bigot that will help cover up rape allegations as long as he gets a seat at the cool kid table.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Stranger » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:37 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:27 pm
So you told a girl you had a thing for that you didn't like something she liked.

Brilliant plan, Captain Autism.
You don't get into an actual relationship by lying about something that they're going to find out about eventually, kiddo.

Eventually that crap all comes back around to you.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:48 pm

drisko wrote:
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To me it's the most implausible. Especially considering his gut would be bigger than his dick and whoever he hires would have to sift through the fat with a magnifying glass to find it.
I probably should have specified unpaid consensual sex. Bob paying for sex is just the universe being as it should.

And she could ride him I suppose. Although that might also present problems.
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:52 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:48 pm
drisko wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:18 am
To me it's the most implausible. Especially considering his gut would be bigger than his dick and whoever he hires would have to sift through the fat with a magnifying glass to find it.
I probably should have specified unpaid consensual sex. Bob paying for sex is just the universe being as it should.

And she could ride him I suppose. Although that might also present problems.
It'd be like trying to ride a beanbag chair, except sweatier.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:55 pm

Pope Corky III wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:30 pm
Good to see that Bob hasn't lost his humility or sense of self-awareness
Pope Corky III wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:30 pm
I honestly don't give a shit about a Mario (or any video game) movie, but giving it to the Minions/Despicable Me people is probably the best possible call.
They could, god forbid, give it to some Japanese studio. Personally, I'd like to see something like a Studio Ghibli Mario movie.
Stranger wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:37 pm
You don't get into an actual relationship by lying about something that they're going to find out about eventually, kiddo.
How old are you?
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Stranger » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:00 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:55 pm
How old are you?
Enough.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:02 pm

Then you should know that you always lie to get your foot in the door. Once your foot's in the door, then she can get to know the real you.
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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