Not sure if this was posted already but I love that Bob can't even make a sega video without shitting on sega
Not giving Blob a view, what did he say
Basically Blob tries to be nice to Sega in the most condescending way possible since he can't even compliment SEGA without tearing them apart 2 seconds later.
Not sure if this was posted already but I love that Bob can't even make a sega video without shitting on sega
See at least when drisko posts his videos he gives us a nice little summary so we don't actually have to watch them. It's not as good as a webM + summary but at least it's something.
Re: Movieblob
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:15 pm
by rabidtictac
I gave him an adblocked view.
What a little bitch. So he starts off mentioning Aladdin and Mickey. Ok.
Then he starts fucking shitting on beat 'em ups for "feeding little boys' anger." Fuck off. This is more of that jawk obsession bullshit. Sorry you're such a cuck you can't enjoy the AMAZINGLY GOOD STREETS OF RAGE games, or all the other beat 'em ups which were on the Genesis.
He jacks off Ecco the Dolphin as the "intellectual alternative" to jawk brawling games. Sorry, I think Ecco is shit. It's as vague as a souls game but not nearly as fun to play.
Then this asshole praises Castlevania Bloodlines for adding the blood and gore you couldn't get from NES castlevania. This is right after shitting on beat 'em ups for feeding violent fantasies of little boys. Oh but muh horror action can't possibly do that amirite?
Next is Rawket Knight, ok. This is just another excuse for Blob to whinge about how generic white military guys (that those JAWKS like to play as) in modern games are so much worse than mascot platformers. Jesus, this guy is a parody of himself.
Next is some capeshit-inspired 2D fighter, not sure why he even mentioned the Genesis in the context of fightan gaems. Clearly this guy will never be big in the FGC. 8^)
Next is Sanic 2, fair enough. This is like a top ten SNES games list having Mario World. Nobody is going to bitch about this. Totally generic pick. Blob still bitches about Sanic as a mascot compared to the glorious Mario.
Next is Kid Chameleon. I think rating this game higher than Sanic 2 is a crime. I played a lot of this game and IMO it's merely ok. I think Blob's platformer bias is showing, because I could name tons of brawlers or RPGs to take this slot instead.
TMNT is next up, meh. Blobbers nostalgia at play.
Finally, Streets of Rage. The only good choice. After all that bitching about muh violence and angry young kids, the best game is Streets of RAAAAAGGGGGGE. Teh Jawkz win after all. Blob: 0 Teh Jawks: All Your Lunch Money
Oh but he thinks SoR 3 is the best one. Fuck off. SoR 2 or maybe 1 is the best.
Anyway blob, you are a cuck. No Phantasy Star II-IV. No Golden Axe 2 and 3. No Sanic 3. No Comix Zone. No RISTAR. No Shinobi 3. No Gunstar. No Beyond Oasis. No Alien Soldier. No Shining Force II.
Anyway blob, you are a cuck. No Phantasy Star II-IV. No Golden Axe 2 and 3. No Sanic 3. No Comix Zone. No RISTAR. No Shinobi 3. No Gunstar. No Beyond Oasis. No Alien Soldier. No Shining Force II.
He's probably never heard of those games
Re: Movieblob
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:28 pm
by Guest
Genesis sucked. Ooh, Mortal Kombat has blood! So what, the characters are like two inches tall. Just look at all that unused screen.
Re: Movieblob
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:53 pm
by Keith Chegwin
Mega Drive was the only thing Sega ever did right. That and Dreamcast but by the time that came along it was already too late for them.