Pat the NES Cunt

[MegaNigger]

I want to burn the manlet's and Metal Cuck's collections in front of them, fusing them into a cube of molded plastic.

I'd take a power drill through each cartridge. Enough to make the game mostly inoperable, but subtle enough to make them have to look through every single game they own.

[Salmonella]

Jokes on you, bro. Pat keeps his NES world championship carts in a safety deposit box.

[Guest]

Ian looks more disgusting than I remember. Reminder that this guy works fucking retail and yet puts absolutely no effort into his physical appearance and looks like a damn hobbo. That is the kind of SJW cunt who calls you a manbaby on the internet and yet he can't be fucked combing his hair or shaving.

they sound like an old couple "our 10 year anniversary"

[Guru Larry]

Big question is how long is before Pat stabs Ian in the back, like all his other friends...

The second he sees Ian gain an ounce of more popularity than him, it's bye bye friendship.

[Kugelfisch]

Big question is how long is before Pat stabs Ian in the back, like all his other friends...

The second he sees Ian gain an ounce of more popularity than him, it's bye bye friendship.

You were never friends, Larry. If you ever thought that you're an even bigger moron than I've previously took you for.

[Guest]

Big question is how long is before Pat stabs Ian in the back, like all his other friends...

The second he sees Ian gain an ounce of more popularity than him, it's bye bye friendship.

Unless Ian wins the lottery and marries a Kardashian I don't think Pat has anything to worry about.

[Guru Larry]

Big question is how long is before Pat stabs Ian in the back, like all his other friends...

The second he sees Ian gain an ounce of more popularity than him, it's bye bye friendship.

You were never friends, Larry. If you ever thought that you're an even bigger moron than I've previously took you for.

I really meant people like Spoony and RTU to him. But he did suck up to me in the early days.

[Kugelfisch]

Big question is how long is before Pat stabs Ian in the back, like all his other friends...

The second he sees Ian gain an ounce of more popularity than him, it's bye bye friendship.

You were never friends, Larry. If you ever thought that you're an even bigger moron than I've previously took you for.

I really meant people like Spoony and RTU to him. But he did suck up to me in the early days.

Until you stabbed him in the back yourself before he could do it to you like a true limey bastard, didn't ya?

[Guest]

Big question is how long is before Pat stabs Ian in the back, like all his other friends...

The second he sees Ian gain an ounce of more popularity than him, it's bye bye friendship.

no idea because I don't know what kind of relationship they have

[mad bum]

To my knowledge its a very business relationship, pretty much they work together and that's it.