Pat the NES Cunt

[mad bum]

Pat is just mad he's cash poor because he lives in an expensive ass state and can't buy the rest of his stuff.

[Guru Larry]

I'd say Pat easily out-salts DSP in terms if pure envy, Phil only bitches about other people that troll him, whereas Pat searches for people to be envious of. Especially successful YTers like Pewdiepie and anyone else who collects games, I bet he has a chip on his shoulder for Metal Jesus.

But Pat lives in a shoebox apartment because of his addiction to hoarding games.

[rabidtictac]

More proof that collecting games is objectively a negative thing. Not that we needed any, since the invention of reliable emulation was proof enough.

I wonder how much money Pat would make by clearing out all the games he doesn't regularly play. I did that years ago with my old N64 shit. Kept a couple of nostalgic games like F-Zero X, but sold all the others. Made a profit or broke even on every game, and that was after at least a decade of owning and playing most of them.

Selling his mountains of plastic cartridges wouldn't impact his ability to play those old games (kek, collectors actually playing games) since he could just emulate.

[Tesla]

The moment you complain that someone has the audacity to use the things they collect is the moment you should have your entire collection taken from you and burnt in front of your eyes.

Fucking collector assholes ruined the good old days of being able to pick an old school game you've never heard of for $3, some good beer for $12 and having a pretty swell Friday night with some friends.

Spending hundreds on some game that you've never played and never will play because it's arbitrarily worth a bunch. Fuck off.

[mad bum]

If pat was smart he'd cash out and buy a house somewhere affordable, then flea market part time to pay the billth.

[Carn]

Pat knows his entire relevance and identity is tied to owning the holy grail of plastic autism, NWC. So whenever he sees a collector that has more than him he feels insecure and inadequate.

[Guru Larry]

Pat knows his entire relevance and identity is tied to owning the holy grail of plastic autism, NWC. So whenever he sees a collector that has more than him he feels insecure and inadequate.

Plastic penis envy! I've been told that he acts like that at cons too.

Look how much of a child he is in this video where he spots some rare Turbografx CD games and the guy wouldn't lower the price for him...

(also didn't realize how short he is, Screenwave midget cancer clique)

[Le Redditeur]

Jesus, he looks like a bum with that beard and messy hair.

[Chippah]

What is it with these internet nobodies dressing like they're 10 when they're 35+?

[da PAC Nigguh]

What is it with these internet nobodies dressing like they're 10 when they're 35+?

muh nerd culture