Pat the NES Cunt

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:31 pm

Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:09 pm
Carn wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:32 am
Pat knows his entire relevance and identity is tied to owning the holy grail of plastic autism, NWC. So whenever he sees a collector that has more than him he feels insecure and inadequate.
Plastic penis envy! I've been told that he acts like that at cons too.

Look how much of a child he is in this video where he spots some rare Turbografx CD games and the guy wouldn't lower the price for him...

(also didn't realize how short he is, Screenwave midget cancer clique)

This video summarizes retro collecting in a nut shell.

"Look what I have that you don't"

All they do is treat these rare games like currency, thank fuck for roms otherwise these games would be 20x the price.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by oldbones » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:34 pm

Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:09 pm
(also didn't realize how short he is, Screenwave midget cancer clique)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4589260/

Says he's 5'10". Maybe with platform heels.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:25 pm

What a fucking insufferable cunt. Good thing I don't give a fuck about collecting brittle plastic cases with deteriorating circuit boards inside them and have every NES game ever released on one HDD instead.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:35 pm

You're just jealous of his amazing collection!
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Carn » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:06 pm

I love games but I don't need my entire wardrobe to be comprised of video game and cartoon related clothing.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Carn » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:08 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:31 pm
Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:09 pm
Carn wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:32 am
Pat knows his entire relevance and identity is tied to owning the holy grail of plastic autism, NWC. So whenever he sees a collector that has more than him he feels insecure and inadequate.
Plastic penis envy! I've been told that he acts like that at cons too.

Look how much of a child he is in this video where he spots some rare Turbografx CD games and the guy wouldn't lower the price for him...

(also didn't realize how short he is, Screenwave midget cancer clique)

This video summarizes retro collecting in a nut shell.

"Look what I have that you don't"

All they do is treat these rare games like currency, thank fuck for roms otherwise these games would be 20x the price.

Yeah when I see someone talking about a rare game there's always some smug fuck who just has to remind everyone that he got the game for 2 bucks at a yard sale. Adds nothing to the discussion, just a dick waving contest. Like retro gaming in general, constantly showing off what you have (and probably never playing any of it like Pat).

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:51 pm

oldbones wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:34 pm
Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:09 pm
(also didn't realize how short he is, Screenwave midget cancer clique)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4589260/

Says he's 5'10". Maybe with platform heels.
Using the Hollywood measurement system, I see. Means he's probably 5' 6".

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by ThatGuy » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:11 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUbE2jDopVM
start at 4:50, That is how unaware PAT the nes douche is

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Carn » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:24 pm

Gee I guess I better stop enjoying old computers because it's not cool enough for Pat.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by AwesomePizza » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:30 pm

How did the west coast druggie become the more likable one?

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