Pat the NES Cunt

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:04 am

The problem was is I don't think he had a card before, my theory is that some of the tummy pain was exaggerated so he could get the weed card/disability.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by ThatGuy » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:39 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKx6RUBH5og
I'm surpise Pat didn't buy it

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:16 am

YOU SEE THOSE CORNERS THOUGH?!?! AND THAT HANG TAB?????? Totally worth the money.
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Post by AwesomePizza » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:16 am

I expected to click that and hear them rip the stupidity of it. But to then sit there and justify the rarity and cost?

And explain the box types?

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by ThatGuy » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:16 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3B9Ol6HwTA
Mighty Number 9, where is OmegaSinMidget to talk about this?

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by oldbones » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:53 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWYDC3llgEU

Here's shit hair and shit stomach defending Hungry Joe. You idiots Joe IS beholden to his fans. They are the reason he gets paid. They are for all intents and purposes his employer. Google pays him but the fans are the reason why he gets paid. Not to mention the money he gets from his fans from twitch. And no surprise they defend Joe putting out shit vlogs instead of the reviews people want.

You aren't beholden to your audience? Really? Remember Nostalgia Critic? He thought the same thing. Then he came crawling back with his old character. You want to do something new? Fine. But remember that new thing isn't what got you where you are now and it better be really fucking good if you want to retain your fans. RLM did it right but none of these internet nobodies can even be considered in the same league of talent as any of those guys. Their movies suck but compared to the "movies" tgwtg fags have made they are masterpieces. Any RLM show is better than the best the internet nobody crew has to offer.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:16 am

Cucks defending cucks. E-begging shits defending their own. Always how it goes.

If you don't want to be beholden to your audience, then don't be. Make whatever you want. But you can't bitch when people say they don't like it and they leave. They subbed for specific content. If you don't provide it, they will go somewhere else.

Imagine Burger King getting pissed off because customers only want Whoppers. So they decide "FUCK IT, NO MORE WHOPPERS EVER." Then customers get annoyed and complain because they want their Whoppers. "Fuck you, you don't decide what we make! Burger King isn't beholden to you!" So then the customers go to Wendy's instead.

That's what Joe has done. He's telling people who like his reviews to fuck off. Given enough time and enough laziness on Joe's end, that's exactly what they will end up doing. YouTube is oversaturated with these reviewer fucks.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:47 am

It would be one thing if Joe wanted to focus his effort on something equally demanding, like instead of angry reviews maybe joe fighting corporate commander in some dumb skits while corporate commander does evil game reviews or something. But instead Joe wants to be a twitch streamer, its painfully obvious he wants to stop working now that he's as popular as he is.

Hell the guy could make a patreon, get 5k off that and never make another angry review, because Joe's fans are pretty brainwashed.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:22 am

Joe doesn't have a patreon set up?

Nigga, c'mon now. He has to have one, right?

I just looked and couldn't find it. How the hell did Joe miss that boat? Patreon gibs could have kept him in tacos and burritos for the next 15 years without requiring him to do any work at all.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:55 am

I'm pretty sure he has a Patreon.
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It would be one thing if Joe wanted to focus his effort on something equally demanding, like instead of angry reviews maybe joe fighting corporate commander in some dumb skits while corporate commander does evil game reviews or something. But instead Joe wants to be a twitch streamer, its painfully obvious he wants to stop working now that he's as popular as he is.
If he had any bit of honesty left in him, he'd have Corporate Commander do his paid content.
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Here's shit hair and shit stomach defending Hungry Joe. You idiots Joe IS beholden to his fans. They are the reason he gets paid. They are for all intents and purposes his employer. Google pays him but the fans are the reason why he gets paid. Not to mention the money he gets from his fans from twitch. And no surprise they defend Joe putting out shit vlogs instead of the reviews people want.
People back in the day subbed to him because he made the Angry Joe Show. Not beause to experience the life and times of Joe Vargas, but to see an idiot with a Superman t-shirt yell at games.

Take away the thing that people came here for, and they'll go. Simple as that.
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