Internet Nobody Dead Pool

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Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Guest » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:41 am

You know what, may as well ask this, let's be honest, there is a very good chance one of these people will end up dying first, either through natural causes, suicide, or even flat out just murdered as well and the people chosen seem the most likely candidates to end biting the dust

I could have mentioned Totalbiscuit but that would have been too easy

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:45 am

I voted for Bob because he's the only one who's actually sick. Of course, what he has isn't fatal but for him it might as well be a death sentence
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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:46 am

Watch boogie outlast them all.

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:47 am

I picked Spoony as a suicide risk. Boogie will take too long to kick it. He'll be 1000 pounds and have no arms or legs and still stubbornly cling to life with your tax dollarinos.

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Guest » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:48 am

Hold on, I completely forgot to add the theme song for this as well


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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:51 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:47 am
Boogie will take too long to kick it. He'll be 1000 pounds and have no arms or legs and still stubbornly cling to life with your tax dollarinos.
I'm gonna remember this post when he kicks it in a year or so.

Still say Bob will die first though
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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:14 am

It takes forever to die from diabetes even if you don't take care of yourself. He'll lose a foot, develop really bad eyesight and die of renal failure when he's old.

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Black Phillip » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:16 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:41 am
You know what, may as well ask this, let's be honest, there is a very good chance one of these people will end up dying first, either through natural causes, suicide, or even flat out just murdered as well and the people chosen seem the most likely candidates to end biting the dust
That is one hell of a retarded sentence. I'm seriously impressed!

And yes, I would say that there is a very good chance that one of them will end up dying first before the others. 100% chance, even!

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Black Phillip » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:22 am

It would be fun if Spoony's brother ended up killing him.

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:32 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:14 am
It takes forever to die from diabetes even if you don't take care of yourself. He'll lose a foot, develop really bad eyesight and die of renal failure when he's old.
Doesn't his condition make it really easy to kill himself? Like, isn't it a simple matter of starving himself for 24 hours or just injecting too much insulin?

Bob is not simply a fat fuck, he's a miserable fat fuck. The distinction is an important one, particularly with regards to how his health is going to deteriorate.
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