Internet Nobody Dead Pool

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Which internet nobody will end up dying first?

Spoony
99
37%
Moviebob
16
6%
Boogie2988
104
39%
Tony Goldmark
5
2%
Andrew Dobson
3
1%
Jim Sterling
12
5%
DSP
8
3%
Film Brain
11
4%
ReviewTechUSA
5
2%
TheMysteriousMrEnter
2
1%
 
Total votes: 265

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by wildmage » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:17 pm

Let's make the stakes more interesting: we guess an age, if they die before that age you score the difference, if they outlive it, you get those years detracted from your score card.

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:24 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:31 pm
Implying Booger doesn't love himself more than anything in the world? Except eating junk food of course. He's 42, so he's the oldest cunt of them all, if he wanted to kill himself, he would've probably done it already.
Yeah, that sentence structure was a bit misleading. He loves himself alright, but he has by far the most fucked up body of the whole bunch. He might survive for another decade or two if it was just about getting fat and losing limbs, but any other serious disease or injury might push his body beyond the breaking point. That broken chair probably cut off 5 years of his life.
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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:55 pm

wildmage wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:17 pm
Let's make the stakes more interesting: we guess an age, if they die before that age you score the difference, if they outlive it, you get those years detracted from your score card.
What are their current ages? I wouldn't predict death for any of them before they've hit 40
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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by wildmage » Sun Apr 16, 2017 7:02 pm

Movieblob left home at 31 and that was 4 years ago. The rest? Well, If you average 40 for all of them as the cutoff age, you would still end up positive.

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Apr 16, 2017 7:09 pm

MovieBob was born in 1981 so he's 35/36. I think TB (who's not on here but still) is 32 and I'm going to assume Jim Sterling is of similar age.
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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:21 pm

Wait, Boogie is only 42? He looks at least 60. He looks like a 60-year old street person.
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Some Sick Fuck
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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:29 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:21 pm
Wait, Boogie is only 42? He looks at least 60. He looks like a 60-year old street person.
Would you say this crazy middle aged man is only 32?
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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:09 pm

I voted on FilmBraian. That receding hairline must be the symptom of something horrible. Perhaps TB's ass cancer plus Super AIDS.

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Re: Internet Nobody Dead Pool

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:13 pm

By the sheer speed and acceleration it's currently going the sonic boom of his receding hairline might just kill him.
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