Internet Nobody Dead Pool
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Let's make the stakes more interesting: we guess an age, if they die before that age you score the difference, if they outlive it, you get those years detracted from your score card.
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Yeah, that sentence structure was a bit misleading. He loves himself alright, but he has by far the most fucked up body of the whole bunch. He might survive for another decade or two if it was just about getting fat and losing limbs, but any other serious disease or injury might push his body beyond the breaking point. That broken chair probably cut off 5 years of his life.Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:31 pmImplying Booger doesn't love himself more than anything in the world? Except eating junk food of course. He's 42, so he's the oldest cunt of them all, if he wanted to kill himself, he would've probably done it already.
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What are their current ages? I wouldn't predict death for any of them before they've hit 40
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Movieblob left home at 31 and that was 4 years ago. The rest? Well, If you average 40 for all of them as the cutoff age, you would still end up positive.
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MovieBob was born in 1981 so he's 35/36. I think TB (who's not on here but still) is 32 and I'm going to assume Jim Sterling is of similar age.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Wait, Boogie is only 42? He looks at least 60. He looks like a 60-year old street person.
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Would you say this crazy middle aged man is only 32?rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:21 pmWait, Boogie is only 42? He looks at least 60. He looks like a 60-year old street person.
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I voted on FilmBraian. That receding hairline must be the symptom of something horrible. Perhaps TB's ass cancer plus Super AIDS.
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By the sheer speed and acceleration it's currently going the sonic boom of his receding hairline might just kill him.
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