Internet Nobody Dead Pool

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Voted DSP, he gets electrocuted, choke on some food, or getting killed by his wife as an accident. In all cases because he is too dumb to see it coming.

[drisko]

Spoony is second place in the Dead Pool. I assume that most voters think he's going to Jew Wario, but I see him lasting a long time thanks to parents and Miles.

Nah, that'd be too much effort. I see him getting kicked out of his house and dying of exposure in the winter.

[Le Redditeur]

Linkara has a non-insignificant chance of dying from AIDS/choking on big black cock.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I went with Bob over Boogie because Boogie is at least married so he has someone looking out for him. Also, married people tend to live longer. Bob on the other hand is alone.

Mario is the only waifu he needs.

[RAPEMAN]

Linkara may die if he visits his house-ape's extended family. He's the whitest kid in Detroit.

I also predict Booger's next heart attack to be so massive it may take a chunk of his neighborhood with him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm just picturing that one sketch from Monty Python's Meaning of Life, except Boogie is even fatter.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Treat yourself Boogie, have a thin mint!

http://i.imgur.com/m4g8ORz.png

[drisko]

I went with Bob over Boogie because Boogie is at least married so he has someone looking out for him. Also, married people tend to live longer. Bob on the other hand is alone.

Mario is the only waifu he needs.

Nah, Peach is his waifu, because he likes to believe he would be Mario. He probably has a Peach body pillow.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Which true and honest Nintendo fan doesn't?!

[Kugelfisch]

Shit I got two for when one is in the laundry.