Internet Nobody Dead Pool

[Guest]

You know what, may as well ask this, let's be honest, there is a very good chance one of these people will end up dying first, either through natural causes, suicide, or even flat out just murdered as well and the people chosen seem the most likely candidates to end biting the dust

That is one hell of a retarded sentence. I'm seriously impressed!

And yes, I would say that there is a very good chance that one of them will end up dying first before the others. 100% chance, even!

Well people die when they are killed

[Ya Amber Heard Me?!]

Spoony isn't suicidal, he's a dick. Dicks carry on.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'd go for Boogie. The others love themselves too much to an hero, and none of their illnesses could be so fatal in such a short amount of time.

And yes, I would say that there is a very good chance that one of them will end up dying first before the others. 100% chance, even!

There is the ever so slight chance that they'll end up dying in the same plane crash. Probably because the combined weight of their egos caused a space-time disturbance.

[mad bum]

You can go in a diabetic coma depending what type of diabetes you have, if it's the insulin dependant one then yes it's fatal. It also seems to give these people an excuse to eat I had an old piece of shit boss at some hole in the wall car wash job when I was younger and I remember him eating a full pail of spaghetti with garlic bread, it was probably over 2 lbs but you need to eat as a diabetic.

[Vaporwear]

Boogie, that guy's body is just horrific, he's at risk of dying from just about everything.

You can go in a diabetic coma depending what type of diabetes you have, if it's the insulin dependant one then yes it's fatal. It also seems to give these people an excuse to eat I had an old piece of shit boss at some hole in the wall car wash job when I was younger and I remember him eating a full pail of spaghetti with garlic bread, it was probably over 2 lbs but you need to eat as a diabetic.

Yeah that mother fucker's gonna lose some toes eating that way, so you can be happy about that.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'd go for Boogie. The others love themselves too much to an hero, and none of their illnesses could be so fatal in such a short amount of time.

Implying Booger doesn't love himself more than anything in the world? Except eating junk food of course. He's 42, so he's the oldest cunt of them all, if he wanted to kill himself, he would've probably done it already.

I'm still afraid he will outlast them all, with personal caretaker and more money than god, he can keep that wretched body going for a while. At least Totalbitchfit can't just throw enough pills at his cancer to go away for good.

Honestly, I think it can be anyone, but I would go with Spoony. Not killing himself, but I believe he could walk under a car being piss ass drunk.

[mad bum]

I would vote TB obviously, but my second choice will be boogie, Noah wouldn't kill himself he loves himself too much, boogie I can imagine falling down the stairs and breaking his neck or a sudden health problem sneaking up killing him in his sleep.

[Vaporwear]

I would vote TB obviously, but my second choice will be boogie, Noah wouldn't kill himself he loves himself too much, boogie I can imagine falling down the stairs and breaking his neck or a sudden health problem sneaking up killing him in his sleep.

Spoonyone likes to talk a good game about needing a C-PAP machine, but someone like boogie would legitimately actually need one of those, seeing as all that fat does have a tendency to make breathing while lying down an actual physiological issue that could cause him to stop breathing.

The guy is super fat. One bad cold and the mother fucker ends up with pneumonia and dies.

[Kugelfisch]

Boogie. He had heart attacks already and I'm not sure how many more bypasses could possibly fit. He could drop dead any second and nobody would be surprised.
Total Buttcancer is obviously missing.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The guy is super fat. One bad cold and the mother fucker ends up with pneumonia and dies.

He has been like that for decades. I'm not keeping my hopes high.