The Other people on Channel Awesome

[wildmage]

For fuck sake Marz, ditch the dangerhair, put that soda down, go for a jog and get the fuck out of the state with more income inequality per capita in the whole fucking country, especially since you're too snowflakey to go to a temp agency.

And you bugman, same thing except for the dangerhair. Instead shave off your pubebeard, you look like fourteen year old. Either you know how to grow a beard or you start looking like a man.

[wildmage]

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Double post but w/e.

Even with those ham arms I would let her ride my broomstick.

[Charlar]

So how long until she cheat behind his back? Or him behind her back?

[wildmage]

Guessing by the dessperation in their eyes, I'll say they will stay together if only because they know there's no one better.

[da PAC Nigguh]

So how long until she cheat behind his back? Or him behind her back?

He looks incredibly beta, unlikely he will do anything. If she had arrived in Hollywood a few months earlier she might have been able to fuck her way into a small role, but with the heat on them now I doubt anyone there will risk it just for a 6 like her.

[wildmage]

So how long until she cheat behind his back? Or him behind her back?

He looks incredibly beta, unlikely he will do anything. If she had arrived in Hollywood a few months earlier she might have been able to fuck her way into a small role, but with the heat on them now I doubt anyone there will risk it just for a 6 like her.

The funny thing is that SAG membership is a pyramid scheme and the only way to make it in hollywood. You need I think to pay for the privilege of being in approval, make 3 (union aproved) roles (whatever, guy looking at his watch, fluffer, history channel special extra 34, etc) and get sponsored by a card-carrying member (the first casting couch of many).

And from there you can ONLY do gigs that are brought down on you from above by the SAG and 99% of all actors never move from the extra or secondary role tier. She is not leading lady material, at best she could look like a high schooler ugly friend in a B tier movie but that's fucking it. And here's the best part, if she somehow decideds to make an appearnce in a reunion video fro Doge and he makes money off it, the Hollyjew lawyers will consider it grounds from expulsion from the SAG.

[drisko]

As I recall, if you do a non-SAG role, you have to pay a fine. Also, if you do what could be considered two SAG roles, you automatically have to join, but you still need to abide by their rules even if you've established yourself. So if there's another Kaylyn Dickson in the guild, she would have to get a stage name and use that, meaning any internet fans looking for her work to support won't find her, and since no one's heard of the new name, no one will care about her.

[Kugelfisch]

How can one be forced to join a union? The fuck does one not in the union care about what role the union considers union roles?

[Stranger]

How can one be forced to join a union? The fuck does one not in the union care about what role the union considers union roles?

They can't be so I don't know where anyone takes anyone, "forcing," someone to join SAG seriously comes from.

[drisko]

There are rules within Hollywood to keep it as insular as possible. And because producers want to keep SAG happy (Since the producers guild knows if one union goes down, they could as well) they enforce them.