DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:10 am

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:45 pm
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Seems even the KF autists have given up on it being real at this point. What is most likely is some Fred Fuchs type saw this hooker who had tweeted Phil in the past, saw the account was dormant, and got into it somehow and is now using it to spread this meme. There is like a 1% chance it's all real and this hooker is just using the sudden spike in interest to market herself to autists, and that's why she's dropping all the obvious hints, but almost certainly not at this point. The only reason I'm even following it is because I want Phil to chimp out on stream, and we might get a good Dick Stroking Phil Vlog out of it.
What a shame. Now the bait is way too obvious. Fake and gay.

And of course DSP only "wins" by either cheating (stream chat), being a coward while talking shit or getting lucky. His whole life is him getting lucky despite always making the worst possible choice. :lol:
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:13 am

Highlight of that video by the way

If people see you tip or cheer DSP you will get a ton of messages from low life idiots, who you need to block and report to Twitch, goes on accusing them for swatting him, DDOS attacks, sending pizza to his house, false copyright strikes, register him for business mail and report him to the authority, claim that after falling out with Machinima the dectrators spammed every MCN telling them not to hire him since he is a pedohile and since they couldnt get to him they now go after his fans since this all they have time for and have horrible lifes.
Claim he dont know how much he need to pay for taxes until the end of january and it is when he has to pay them.
Now claim his relationship with the new girlfriend is on hold until he gets to keep his house.
Claim that everyone that tries to figure out who his new girlfriend is have no sociallife. (Please Phil, point at one of your friends for us, a close friend!)
Now claims Kimberly Brink is a recent made up twitter account out to trick people out of money.
Any man who have to pay for a woman is pathetic.
Consider himself charming and charismatic and women find him attractive.
His respons to people thinking pre-stream is to long!

Got that from the KF run down by the way since I thought I'd try to be more descriptive of people who don't want to watch the video
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:16 am

suzaku wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:13 am
Consider himself charming and charismatic and women find him attractive.
[Citation fucking needed], Gout Boi.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:17 am

suzaku wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:13 am
Now claim his relationship with the new girlfriend is on hold until he gets to keep his house.
So it's literally either a made-up relationship he's using to generate money, or she's a turbo gold digger.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:18 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:16 am
suzaku wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:13 am
Consider himself charming and charismatic and women find him attractive.
[Citation fucking needed], Gout Boi.

He probably says that because "I lived with a real life full time girl for a few years."

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:28 am

He should just move in with Boogie.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:25 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:17 am
suzaku wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:13 am
Now claim his relationship with the new girlfriend is on hold until he gets to keep his house.
So it's literally either a made-up relationship he's using to generate money, or she's a turbo gold digger.
Or Phil is lying about being on a break to get sympathy bux. This entire relationship has been a marketing campaign for Phil. Either way he's lying about something.

Also, the only thing giving the escort theory any credibility is Phil getting mad and lying about it. How would Phil know it's a fake account? For one, it isn't, she has 25k tweets going back years, a website, videos, everything. She's almost certainly trolling someone but why not just say that instead of lying? The fucker can't help himself. He's lying when the truth would make him look infinitely better.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:35 pm

Most likely scenario is this is real hooker who follows DSP, found out people thought she was his new girl and decided to troll the farms.

Some people on the farms posted "it's a troll taking over an old account" but I think it's more likely a real person who found out via twitter "detractor" autists where the farms thread was, browsed it and decided it'd be fun to troll. Unlike DHI, you can find the farms on a google search without knowing what you're looking for.

I don't think he's lying about there being a girl. I think he's lying about a lot of little things around the situation. Liars do that. They'll say something true and then say 10 things which are lies. I think he really does have some back taxes he owes (because he's always been fucking stupid,) but the amount is either so impossibly large no fan could ever donate enough, or it's small enough to be manageable/they'll just put him on a payment plan and no big deal. Worst case scenario for DSP is selling a house he doesn't need and can't afford ANYWAY. TBH that would be the best thing he could do with his life.

The girl is probably a borderline underage thot he poached from his stream chat. As I said, doesn't matter if she's a prostitute or just some ho. The difference is the same in terms of his spending and the burden it places on his fans. Since he's said the relationship is "on hold" until his finances are better, it's plain to see she's out for that cash... OR that part could be a lie to bait more donations-in fact it probably is.

He's been throwing out all kinds of donations-bait ever since his big thanksgiving begathon. His whole christmas gimmick now is to shit on everyone for being "grinches" and "humbugs" while not-at-all-subtly hinting that you need to give him massive fucking piles of money to be "generous" this season. He's truly at the bottom of the scum, scraping for whatever he can get. He's worse than homeless guys who run bus fare cons.

All we know is there was some ho in some pictures and DSP probably owes back taxes. There'd be no reason for him to shit-talk the old accountant if the old accountant hadn't done his taxes wrong. DSP used to kiss that guy's ass on streams and brag about how he was a dean of accounting. Now the dude is suddenly the devil. Obviously DSP fucked up somewhere on his taxes and owes something.
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