DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:07 pm

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Lol... Vidar trying to pay King of Pol 200$ in the middle of a stream to have him stop talking bad about him and DSP... XDXDXD my sides...
I knew where he was going with that shit. He immediately went on twitter right after sending KoP the money to lie and claim KoP was blackmailing him. He voluntarily sends KoP $200 that KoP said he didn't want and would return, because he was joking about Vidar paying his billth. So Vidar uses that shit to try to set up KoP for, presumably some kind of blackmail charge to get his Twitch shut down.

VidarCucking really is a fucking horrible human being. I don't like SoK, but Vidar false flagged their twitch and also apparently had contacted KoP's work and made threats to his family in the past.

Anyway, DSP got the strikes all cleared up, hurray. Life can continue as usual and he made a cool $1200 or so off the fake strikes.

Even so, I feel the clock is running out on this DSP gaymer lifestyle shit. Summer is usually a dead season for DSP. He got that $1200 off this crisis and he nonstop-begged from January thru May, running from crisis to crisis. Now he's making less and less money off YouTube, he's partnered with an MCN that WILL drop him if he gets even one copyright strike that sticks, and I don't think his Twitch shit is going to be profitable enough to pay all the debts he's accumulated.

Twitch clearly doesn't care that DSP violates their bitbegging rules (no begging for bits, no trying to guilt people into giving bits, no holding content for ransom in exchange for bits, etc), but if they ever change their minds, Twitch could easily just ban his ass for violating those rules.

See what I mean? All these money-making schemes have to work just perfectly for DSP to break even and be paying his billth. If any one of these revenue streams fucks off for more than a month, this guy is toast.

The most hilarious part is he's probably making close to six fucking figures. Multiple times now, he's said his patreon income is about 10% of what he makes. Multiple videos, multiple instances over multiple months.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:12 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:07 pm
See what I mean? All these money-making schemes have to work just perfectly for DSP to break even and be paying his billth. If any one of these revenue streams fucks off for more than a month, this guy is toast.
He's like one of these bad movie or animu villains whose grand chessmaster scheme only works when everything always goes just according to keikau.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:17 am

The fact that he is so desperate now imo is what makes him less interesting. Think about it; it was more laughable when Linkara or MundaneMatt brought out their anti-adblock videos because they made way more than they needed to pay their bilths, yet still bitched because they couldn't live like kings anymore. At this point with DSP it's kind of sad. He's running on the fumes of people gawking at him now and to be fair while he did bring it on himself don't you think he's suffered enough? I don't like the guy but I think there has to be a point where you draw your line in the sand and walk away. For instance I don't think we really needed 4 hour podcast about the Leanna shit. Just let the guy suck at video games since it is literally the only thing he has left.

And I still don't understand why King of Pol is even part of that whole community. He should have stuck to ranting about how Hitler was right about everything and spilling his spaghetti whenever he tried to debate someone. Has he really fallen on hard times that he and Slowbeef need to jump back on a bandwagon that has already beaten the dead horse into the ground?

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:50 am



Whenever Kugel shows up, he can just watch this if he hasn't already.

DSP is one of the most poisonous, loathsome cunts, though suzaku. Every time you think you can feel bad for him, he bans his paytreons for PAYING HIM MONEY for the opportunity to vote that he'll do an LP of a weeb game. Or he'll shit-talk his old girlfriend and blame her for his poor sleep. Or he'll rip off his friends (Rambo et al) and refuse to pay people. Or he'll jack off on a prestream. Or you just watch one of his videos and listen to him talk about "Working His Ass Off" and how he'll compare himself to a fucking contractor to make the argument that "even contractors get time off, unlike poor me."

Suzaku, I would never waste my time trolling DSP, but I feel no sympathy at all for him. He's one of these e-celebs who absolutely deserves everything he gets, because he is so fucking toxic. And toxic for no real reason. He'll win one round against a dude in street fighter and call the guy a trash scrub player who sucks shit. Why? What's the point of that? Why send hate mail when someone beats you at Tekken? He gets so legit salty and toxic about the most stupid shit. He'll go off on a yelling rant aimed at his own chat, because they're talking amongst themselves, or arguing, or not paying attention to the game (aka giving him tips to beat it.)
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:38 pm

And I absolutely agree about him being one of the most poisonous, loathesome cunts I've ever seen on the internet rabidtictac, but at this point I realize that there's no more reason to mock him. Once he has completely lost his "internet job" and he's either forced to get a real one or go homeless he will be finally getting exactly what he deserves after years of treating everyone in his life like shit and not knowing how to run a business. I'm not feeling sympathy for him but I do feel like haven't we done everything we possibly could to him? At this point he is the only one who can put the last nail in his coffin. I don't think we even need to keep ragging on him anymore as that is the only thing that is keeping him from having to do that. That is why I feel like there should be a point where everyone just walks away. He is never going to get his comeuppance and learn a harsh lesson about the real world if people keep him alive online. I doubt you'll ever see him be humble but I think losing his "negative fame" would have a huge effect on him.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by lolcow#711 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:09 pm

suzaku wrote:
Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:38 pm
I'm not feeling sympathy for him but I do feel like haven't we done everything we possibly could to him?
Bro, no one here has ever done shit to him, this is just a place to kill time with shitposting, you're delusional if you think it actually impacts people lives.

Except Cuckson I suppose.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:42 pm

lolcow#711 wrote:
Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:09 pm
suzaku wrote:
Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:38 pm
I'm not feeling sympathy for him but I do feel like haven't we done everything we possibly could to him?
Bro, no one here has ever done shit to him, this is just a place to kill time with shitposting, you're delusional if you think it actually impacts people lives.

Except Cuckson I suppose.
Actually I wasn't referring to DHI at all. I know what I said was more of a generalization, but I'm referring more to the radiacally active anti DSP community that make TIHYDPs, Let's Endures, and shit.

Also I wasn't scolding anyone or anything of the sort. I just expressed why as lolcow material DSP just isn't as fun anymore. There are better and much more funny targets out there to laugh at. Besides I think a bunch of people who are that obsessed with him that they still have to harp over everything he does is far more delusional than I'll ever be.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:22 pm

DSP shit never gets old for me because the man has no self-awareness and is a living meme.

He's also surprisingly cynical and exploitative of his audience. He shits on "overreaction" facecam youtubers all the time, but if you saw the Crash 1 and 2 coverage (and probably Crash 3,) you know he clearly does the same things. He acts like a clown deliberately, for profit, on certain let's plays. He'll deliberately kill himself and then have a 2-second delayed overreaction where his voice squeeks and he makes strange noises while contorting his face. Those playthroughs are fairly unbearable until the genuine rage kicks in about 400 deaths later. DSP is clearly marketing his shit to the youngest audience possible, but then he also swears like a sailor. What Fred Fuchs said about the edgiest kid's show is right.

TIHYDP are ok in my book. That shit falls more under general ribbing and having fun. It's the obsessive shit and forming of communities/personality cults around being anti-DSP that is autistic as fuck. TIHYDP just condenses everything people want to see from a DSP video, without all the soul-killing boredom and parts on parts on parts of a full DSP LP.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:20 pm

TIHYDP is a godsend when it comes to wading through his output.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:47 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:22 pm
DSP shit never gets old for me because the man has no self-awareness and is a living meme.

He's also surprisingly cynical and exploitative of his audience. He shits on "overreaction" facecam youtubers all the time, but if you saw the Crash 1 and 2 coverage (and probably Crash 3,) you know he clearly does the same things. He acts like a clown deliberately, for profit, on certain let's plays. He'll deliberately kill himself and then have a 2-second delayed overreaction where his voice squeeks and he makes strange noises while contorting his face. Those playthroughs are fairly unbearable until the genuine rage kicks in about 400 deaths later. DSP is clearly marketing his shit to the youngest audience possible, but then he also swears like a sailor. What Fred Fuchs said about the edgiest kid's show is right.

TIHYDP are ok in my book. That shit falls more under general ribbing and having fun. It's the obsessive shit and forming of communities/personality cults around being anti-DSP that is autistic as fuck. TIHYDP just condenses everything people want to see from a DSP video, without all the soul-killing boredom and parts on parts on parts of a full DSP LP.
That's a good point, but I've felt for a while now that outside of being condensed versions of his playthroughs there is nothing entertaining about TIHYDPs. I used to watch them for fun all the time but recently I watched one of the more current playthroughs he's done and it felt like it was the same material. And then people get on about him losing PandaLee or getting fired by Machinima as if that matters when it's not like they found his secret porn collection or anything. We all saw those things coming and even when it's not that people will make a 6 hour podcast because he put sugar in his home made sauce. It's small, insignificant things like that being blown up as huge things that keep him relevant. I wouldn't be so surprised if he is so self aware that he's taking full advantage of it as well since he knows once people stop watching; once they stop laughing at him it's over. What good is a lolcow who non ironically embraces being a lolcow because they know there's nothing left To me it's like leaving him on life support when the plug should have already been pulled by now by everyone deciding that he just isn't worth anything anymore even as a lolcow. At this point in time I do believe that DSP is waving his arms and screaming "look at me! If I need to be horrible for you to look at me then check this out!" If he's that desperate then I fully believe he's going to feed into all the negative shit people say about him and do even worse negative shit to keep himself alive.

I don't mind shitposting about DSP or anything but I just think it's weird that there are still people so incredibly passionate when it comes to hating everything he does even when he isn't doing anything.

Lastly I wasn't saying all this to spark a debate. I was just expressing my thoughts and people can disagree with me on that if they wish.

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