DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Cuckson » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:02 am


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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Stranger » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:07 am

Well, I mean, a 9 to 5 job isn't necessarily hard, but by comparison he's got a cakewalk of a life and has no self awareness to realize it.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:19 am

I'd love to see DSP working a full-time job loading and unloading trucks.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Stranger » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:23 am

His idea of 9 to 5 (hence why I said it isn't, "necessarily hard") is a desk job. It's clear based on what he used to do. I doubt he could even handle my cakewalk of a job where all I do is clean a bakery and put stuff on baking sheets for the bakers to toss in the ovens the next morning.

DSP has no concept of time management nor does he have any physical ability to work any job that isn't a desk job, at this point.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guru Larry » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:42 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:19 am
I'd love to see DSP working a full-time job loading and unloading trucks.
But he has a bad back and breathing problems.

The only career he'd be perfect for in the outside world is a human paper weight.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:08 am

I think even a desk job would be too physically demanding for DSP.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Stranger » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:37 am

Nah, I think if DSP ever learned the concept of humility (which won't happen) then he'd be a perfect customer service goon. He already loves to hear himself talk and isn't afraid to pretend that he knows what he's talking about so he's basically got half of the qualifications already.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guru Larry » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:00 am

Oh you fucking know the second his YouTube career ends, he's putting himself on benefits for his back and whatever fantastical new illness he's developed.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Stranger » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:06 am

... and with that the creation of DarkSydeSpoony will be complete.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:14 pm

He'll tweet about how his shitposts are totally fresh and original, and in no way a ripoff of Spoony's.
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