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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:19 pm

Now that's dumb even for Phil. They require you to put in a business name to get business internet? Let's apply this to something else: Liquor stores require a fake ID to sell you alcohol. The ride needs you to wear stilts to be "this high". The state requires you to make up how many taxes you pay. A doctor title requires you to have a framed paper that says that you're a doctor on the wall.

Nigger you don't need to make up a fucking name, you need to fucking be a business. That's fraud, you total dipshit. The fucking nerve of the guy to call others stupid.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:41 pm

Hey, maybe he doesn't have to take the back-destroying trip to his condo if all of his shady dealings are enough to get him in jail or something.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:54 pm

He can't go to jail. He doesn't even have time to cook healthy food between his streams, he certainly doesn't have time to go to jail. Jail just requires you to say you went, not actually being in jail. Inmates are just stoopid, dood. ACK ACK ACK!
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:03 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:19 pm
Now that's dumb even for Phil. They require you to put in a business name to get business internet? Let's apply this to something else: Liquor stores require a fake ID to sell you alcohol. The ride needs you to wear stilts to be "this high". The state requires you to make up how many taxes you pay. A doctor title requires you to have a framed paper that says that you're a doctor on the wall.

Nigger you don't need to make up a fucking name, you need to fucking be a business. That's fraud, you total dipshit. The fucking nerve of the guy to call others stupid.
That's what it sounded like to me too. :lol: I know somebody who pays for business class internet and you DO NOT need to call yourself a business to get business class. What you probably DO need to "call yourself a business" for is to get a reduced PRICE on your business class internet. Which is most likely what the DipShitPhil did.

I don't know if the "big emergency real life thing" has to do with the IRS or not, but he better PRAY they never look too hard at his shit. :lol:

I wonder how much stuff he wrote off on his taxes as a business expense. How many miles driven to the grocery store, because feeding him is a business expense? How many rooms in his house written off as a business expense, even though he was jacking off in his office? BTW when you have a write-off on a laptop, computer etc for "work," you're supposed to only do work on it IIRC. You're not supposed to be writing off the business class internet for your office computer in your office, for time you spent in there using that computer to watch porn.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's writing off groceries, basic utilities and living expenses as "for the business." And on top of that, he was too stupid to go get an actual business! :lol:
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Charlar » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:10 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:03 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:19 pm
Now that's dumb even for Phil. They require you to put in a business name to get business internet? Let's apply this to something else: Liquor stores require a fake ID to sell you alcohol. The ride needs you to wear stilts to be "this high". The state requires you to make up how many taxes you pay. A doctor title requires you to have a framed paper that says that you're a doctor on the wall.

Nigger you don't need to make up a fucking name, you need to fucking be a business. That's fraud, you total dipshit. The fucking nerve of the guy to call others stupid.
That's what it sounded like to me too. :lol: I know somebody who pays for business class internet and you DO NOT need to call yourself a business to get business class. What you probably DO need to "call yourself a business" for is to get a reduced PRICE on your business class internet. Which is most likely what the DipShitPhil did.

I don't know if the "big emergency real life thing" has to do with the IRS or not, but he better PRAY they never look too hard at his shit. :lol:

I wonder how much stuff he wrote off on his taxes as a business expense. How many miles driven to the grocery store, because feeding him is a business expense? How many rooms in his house written off as a business expense, even though he was jacking off in his office? BTW when you have a write-off on a laptop, computer etc for "work," you're supposed to only do work on it IIRC. You're not supposed to be writing off the business class internet for your office computer in your office, for time you spent in there using that computer to watch porn.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's writing off groceries, basic utilities and living expenses as "for the business." And on top of that, he was too stupid to go get an actual business! :lol:
I bet he wrote everything or damn near everything, he is that greedy
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:29 pm

It doesn't actually matter what you use your company PC for as long as it's essential to run your business that you have it in the first place. I mean, it can depend but realistically nobody can forbid you to use it privately. It would be different if it was a car where with every usage there's fuel consumed that can be written off.

That internet line isn't just business class in name or something. If they require you to state your business aka make the contract as a business, not as a private person, that's something entirely different to flying "business class". You simply don't have a proper contract. I'm willing to bet that the business line has loads more upload speed as well.
I don't know enough about burger laws to talk about the difference of being self-employed and owning a business. But I'm sure that claiming to own a business and making a contract as a business when that's both just made up isn't exactly legal.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:53 pm

I guess if Phil does end up in jail he'll have to make use of the skills he gained from his time on the mean streets of Connecticut

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Charlar » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:22 pm

suzaku wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:53 pm
I guess if Phil does end up in jail he'll have to make use of the skills he gained from his time on the mean streets of Connecticut
He's fucked :lol:
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:26 pm

Just you wait. He himself has no input lag, so he'll become the King of Prison with his sick shoryukens.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Charlar » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:52 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:26 pm
Just you wait. He himself has no input lag, so he'll become the King of Prison with his sick shoryukens.
His brain lags though
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