DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics
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Well, I mean, a 9 to 5 job isn't necessarily hard, but by comparison he's got a cakewalk of a life and has no self awareness to realize it.
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I'd love to see DSP working a full-time job loading and unloading trucks.
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His idea of 9 to 5 (hence why I said it isn't, "necessarily hard") is a desk job. It's clear based on what he used to do. I doubt he could even handle my cakewalk of a job where all I do is clean a bakery and put stuff on baking sheets for the bakers to toss in the ovens the next morning.
DSP has no concept of time management nor does he have any physical ability to work any job that isn't a desk job, at this point.
DSP has no concept of time management nor does he have any physical ability to work any job that isn't a desk job, at this point.
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But he has a bad back and breathing problems.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:19 amI'd love to see DSP working a full-time job loading and unloading trucks.
The only career he'd be perfect for in the outside world is a human paper weight.
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I think even a desk job would be too physically demanding for DSP.
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Nah, I think if DSP ever learned the concept of humility (which won't happen) then he'd be a perfect customer service goon. He already loves to hear himself talk and isn't afraid to pretend that he knows what he's talking about so he's basically got half of the qualifications already.
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Oh you fucking know the second his YouTube career ends, he's putting himself on benefits for his back and whatever fantastical new illness he's developed.
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... and with that the creation of DarkSydeSpoony will be complete.
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He'll tweet about how his shitposts are totally fresh and original, and in no way a ripoff of Spoony's.
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