DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:46 am

Phil's life is absurd enough that the Phil AIDS Saga could be an actual possibility.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:05 am

ah well I already posted this elsewhere but I just find it funny all the same because I can see it now.

"Guys you're never going to believe this! After that tense final battle with the evil tax man that wanted to stop me from making khwality khantent for all of you, I have reached my biggest crisis yet! I just learned... That I have AIDS! We can make it through this together, and you can cure my disease if you just give me all the money you can! If you have to rob a fucking bank then do it, but I need that money! If you care about me and want to save my life then you'd better do it, or my blood will literally be on your hands!"

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:10 am

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:13 am
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I know it still probably isn't her but the fact there is a non-zero chance of it happening is making me very happy.
I came here to post this. It's sounding more and more like he knew a prostitute through his streaming and he hired her to pretend to be his girlfriend. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ37gLXXkAABuEj.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ4vouNV4AARH2p.jpg:large

This is very suspicious and DSP hasn't denied it yet lel.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:12 am

suzaku wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:31 am
It's actually starting to turn out that Phil's girlfriend is actually an escort/hooker and those medical issues Phil's been ranting about? Could be pointing to an STD. Even I was fooled really. I never thought Phil would go through the trouble of shipping a prostitute half way around the world to make his girlfriend story seem convincing. If it had been some local girl I know I would have seen through it instantly.

EDIT: My bad. Guess I'm a bit late on this shit but even I was surprised. What a stunning reversal where Phil wanted to be the big man but now looks way more pathetic.
Where are you getting the STD thing from? That'd be hilarious if true. I assume it's some speculation from kiwi.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:21 am

So his medical problems from a month ago were caused by an STD he contracted from a girl he just met in person last weekend?
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Charlar » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:23 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:12 am
suzaku wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:31 am
It's actually starting to turn out that Phil's girlfriend is actually an escort/hooker and those medical issues Phil's been ranting about? Could be pointing to an STD. Even I was fooled really. I never thought Phil would go through the trouble of shipping a prostitute half way around the world to make his girlfriend story seem convincing. If it had been some local girl I know I would have seen through it instantly.

EDIT: My bad. Guess I'm a bit late on this shit but even I was surprised. What a stunning reversal where Phil wanted to be the big man but now looks way more pathetic.
Where are you getting the STD thing from? That'd be hilarious if true. I assume it's some speculation from kiwi.
I think it's more like if his girlfriend is hooker and he fucked her he might get stds
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:25 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
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So his medical problems from a month ago were caused by an STD he contracted from a girl he just met in person last weekend?
No. We have it confirmed from him that he's been using his time off over the last six months, which he has taken quite a bit of, to spend in-person with this new "girlfriend." So if he hired an escort, he's been availing himself of those services at least 2-3 other times in-person. He's been flying someone in, whether it's an escort or an actual thot.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:38 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:25 am
No. We have it confirmed from him that he's been using his time off over the last six months, which he has taken quite a bit of, to spend in-person with this new "girlfriend." So if he hired an escort, he's been availing himself of those services at least 2-3 other times in-person. He's been flying someone in, whether it's an escort or an actual thot.
Spending thousands on a high-end international escort would explain why he has no money despite all that he's brought in from streams.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:43 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:12 am
suzaku wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:31 am
It's actually starting to turn out that Phil's girlfriend is actually an escort/hooker and those medical issues Phil's been ranting about? Could be pointing to an STD. Even I was fooled really. I never thought Phil would go through the trouble of shipping a prostitute half way around the world to make his girlfriend story seem convincing. If it had been some local girl I know I would have seen through it instantly.

EDIT: My bad. Guess I'm a bit late on this shit but even I was surprised. What a stunning reversal where Phil wanted to be the big man but now looks way more pathetic.
Where are you getting the STD thing from? That'd be hilarious if true. I assume it's some speculation from kiwi.
Probably not the best source but I was over on kiwi when I heard it. Going from the timeline it's been mostly discovered that Phil was seeing this girl over the summer noting from when he cleaned and all that shit. So the idea that he got an STD came from the fact he's been banging a hooker since the summer then he started claiming he had some incredibly bad disease that turned his world upside down. So it could be the big medical mystery he's been hiding is gonorrhea or something. Maybe herpes.

EDIT: Turns out that Kimberlie chick may be a troll account against kiwi. So that might be a dead end too, but I do think that the Phil hiring a hooker theory is far more plausible than him getting an actual girlfriend.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:03 am

...I'm really happy that I'm on a DSP moratorium right now.

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