DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Poonoo » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:29 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
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I legitmately want DSP to step on a Lego
Dude, it's one thing to hope some kills themselves but you went too far here. Not even SickFuck is that crazy.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:30 pm

Holy shit. It would've been less pathetic if he just made her up. Acting like a fucking 14 year old in his first relationship.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Charlar » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:11 am

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Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:30 pm
Holy shit. It would've been less pathetic if he just made her up. Acting like a fucking 14 year old in his first relationship.
14 years old might be smarter than DSP
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:13 am

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I know it still probably isn't her but the fact there is a non-zero chance of it happening is making me very happy.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:26 am

LMAO what a fucking pathetic attempt to make his ex girlfriend jealous. So basically all these fan donations have been going to fund her plane ticket?

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:50 am

Angelfire Memes wrote:
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Here's another thought. His future care worker had to get a connecting flight home. I'm not from Burgerland, but wouldn't that mean she's on the East coast? At the very least, not on the West side where Phil is.
It's Christmas. Booking flights on short notice may give you real goofy flight plans. We can't really judge from that besides that she's too far away to travel by car/train/bus and that he couldn't be arsed to travel to her.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Charlar » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:11 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:50 am
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:33 pm
Here's another thought. His future care worker had to get a connecting flight home. I'm not from Burgerland, but wouldn't that mean she's on the East coast? At the very least, not on the West side where Phil is.
It's Christmas. Booking flights on short notice may give you real goofy flight plans. We can't really judge from that besides that she's too far away to travel by car/train/bus and that he couldn't be arsed to travel to her.
He can't be arsed to go anywhere if he doesn't get anything in return or takes more than the minimal effort, it would take too much effort to go to her house
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:53 am

Her parent's house. Wouldn't want to meet the parents and explain who he is what with fapping live being the prime hit from any google search about him.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:54 am

Is she just a part-time girlfriend for now?
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:31 am

It's actually starting to turn out that Phil's girlfriend is actually an escort/hooker and those medical issues Phil's been ranting about? Could be pointing to an STD. Even I was fooled really. I never thought Phil would go through the trouble of shipping a prostitute half way around the world to make his girlfriend story seem convincing. If it had been some local girl I know I would have seen through it instantly.

EDIT: My bad. Guess I'm a bit late on this shit but even I was surprised. What a stunning reversal where Phil wanted to be the big man but now looks way more pathetic.

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