DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Angelfire Memes]

That rant is classic DSP. It has all the memes in one easy to watch package!

>Nothing I could do!
>Throwing OPseat under the bus immediately
>muh slander
>high quality snorts
>reading private emails on a monetised vlog
>I did nothing wrong

All he needed to do was somehow work a complaint about online lag into it and he'd have a full house.

[rabidtictac]

Saw this on the farms and thought it was interesting:

Unrelated, but I also just want to point out in his Week in Preview, he notes that Leanna 2.0 will be helping him to clean out Leanna 1.0's office. This low key completely destroys his previous statement that he couldn't do it because he didn't want to pay the trash fee. Instead of doing it over months to avoid the fee, he'll eat the fee and do it in 4 days. So what's the real reason? He needed someone to help him, or to do it for him. Which we knew, but laziness confirmed nonetheless.

We all knew the real reason he wasn't cleaning out Leanna's office was not wanting to do any work, ever. But it's nice to see it proven. The new soulmaid is going to move in and immediately need to cook, clean and go work a real job to give money to master pigroach.

Eddie said: KingJezal has cheered over $1800 in almost 8 months from first cheering on a May 18th 2017 Injustice 2 multiplayer stream until his final (so far) $150 birthday cheer on the January 10th 2018 Demon's Souls Final 'premiere' stream.

[Le Redditeur]

Eddie said: KingJezal has cheered over $1800 in almost 8 months from first cheering on a May 18th 2017 Injustice 2 multiplayer stream until his final (so far) $150 birthday cheer on the January 10th 2018 Demon's Souls Final 'premiere' stream.

And he will still keep on cheering, under another name - I will bet a 10 bitcher on that. I don't buy the "I got scared because of le ebil doxing farms" story this paypig is trying to sell.

And DSP has diversified his pool of paypigs, somehow. The only way he could go down is Twitch going down, which isn't very likely because Twitch is raking on money from titty streamers right now.

[Guest]

Neger finally took some actual responsibility for letting the Escort story go as far as it did.

And Fayt came back to beg for help to let go of the rage he has for DSP being "lucky" enough to make money.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

All he needed to do was somehow work a complaint about online lag into it and he'd have a full house.

Or an "I was BLAAAWKING!"

I wonder if he also claimed that they're nothing without him or something.

Hopped onto a mirror of Phil's stream to see if he was REEEEing. He's playing Telltale Batman and chat is handholding him the whole way through it. Then he died. Closed the tab immediately. Couldn't even watch it ironically.

You need handholding in a Telltale game? Did they amp up their game with Batman or something?

[Angelfire Memes]

All he needed to do was somehow work a complaint about online lag into it and he'd have a full house.

Or an "I was BLAAAWKING!"

I wonder if he also claimed that they're nothing without him or something.

Hopped onto a mirror of Phil's stream to see if he was REEEEing. He's playing Telltale Batman and chat is handholding him the whole way through it. Then he died. Closed the tab immediately. Couldn't even watch it ironically.

You need handholding in a Telltale game? Did they amp up their game with Batman or something?

Telltale Batman now requires you to press two buttons most of the time instead of just one. So it's twice as hard dood!

I like the Telltale games but if you ever need any kind of help on any of their modern ones you need to be dressed up as a Mexican and thrown at Miles Antwiler.

[rabidtictac]

https://foxdickfarms.net/attachments/scree ... ng.363834/

Fucking kek, they don't care about DSP's flailing and BS.

[Angelfire Memes]

So it was just a bot that sent an automated email to him with the usual "if you are interested reply here" thing, so really it wasn't someone being impressed with DSP's pahsitive stream like he boasted. That makes this thing even funnier.

Also DSP is claiming OPseat "slandered" him now, which is why he went off on his REEEEE fit.

[rabidtictac]

So it was just a bot that sent an automated email to him with the usual "if you are interested reply here" thing, so really it wasn't someone being impressed with DSP's pahsitive stream like he boasted. That makes this thing even funnier.

Also DSP is claiming OPseat "slandered" him now, which is why he went off on his REEEEE fit.

https://foxdickfarms.net/attachments/f8e2d ... eg.363877/

DSP is actually trying to make a big deal out of this, lel. I bet he wants some hush money or some shit like that. Probably angling for a free chair to keep quiet.

[Angelfire Memes]

"They had a legality"... wew laddie, didn't realise we were dealing with an ace attorney here, those chair guys had better pay up!

Don't most contract like this have some sort of probationary period, or a clause saying the contract can be terminated for gross misconduct? Or even past misconduct that you weren't forthcoming about? Like, say, masturbating in front of children on the internet, making racist and homophobic comments as recently as last month, and exploiting your mentally ill girlfriend for cash?